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Definitions by The Perverted Person

The best thing in the entire world.
I step into my bedroom. "This is it"I say, lying down. "Cool" my friend answers. I can see his muscles showing through his abercrombie shirt. I start breathing a little faster as he walks towards me. "So" he asks. He starts to pull off his shirt and shows me his muscles. He then pulls off his pants, just leaving on his boxers. I watch as he slowly un zips my jeans and throw them on the floor. "What are you doing?" I ask him. "You'll see". I then open my mouth gaping in awe as he takes off his boxers. Before me is the biggest cock I've ever seen. 12 inches around and 4 wide. I then take it in to my mouth, sucking hungrily.

He then pulls of my shirt but has trouble with the bra so I direct his hands how to untie it. I then pull of my underwear and we get under the covers. We have sex there. He slides his dick in and out,in and out. It feels good but he was just shallow fucking me. I then whisper in his ear " I know you can go deeper,harder, and faster." He then started ramming his cock in to my pussy and we fell asleep doing that.
sex by The Perverted Person February 1, 2013
when you get really angry
I got really pistoff with my cat when he clawed up all my toilet paper
pistoff by The Perverted Person September 11, 2012

Fuck You 

Fuck You is a really harsh term people say to one another when they're extremely pistoff
Guy: What? I can't get the colesla? FUCK YOU!
Fuck You by The Perverted Person September 10, 2012