Definitions by The Peanut Butter Falcon
Cool Beans
Aiden: I went to the Museum of Natural History over Christmas break, and it was awesome!
Joe: Cool beans.
Joe: Cool beans.
Cool Beans by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 10, 2022
4th Gen iPod
A device known to very few. Loads webpages in an astonishing 4.8 seconds, and only crashes 40% of the time. You may come across one of these in a museum, due to the fact that they are older than Snapchat.
Person 1: Hey, look at my 4th Gen iPod!
Person 2: Who makes those?
Person 1: Uh… Apple
Person 2: OH is it one of their 80’s models?
Person 1:
Person 2: Who makes those?
Person 1: Uh… Apple
Person 2: OH is it one of their 80’s models?
Person 1:
4th Gen iPod by The Peanut Butter Falcon December 29, 2021
Hendrix Hands
Someone with large skinny hands. Named after the famous blues-rock guitarist Jimi Hendrix, who had very long fingers.
Hendrix Hands by The Peanut Butter Falcon November 27, 2021
Trash Fake-Out
When you throw something in the trash thinking there’s a trash bag already in there, but someone just emptied the garbage.
Trash Fake-Out by The Peanut Butter Falcon October 7, 2021
Polarized Attraction
When two people are in a relationship but one person does not have the same feelings the other person does for them.
Greg: I love you so much, Hannah! *gives Hannah a hug*
Hannah: Uh…You too… *regrets consenting to relationship*
Hannah is clearly feeling some Polarized Attraction to Greg
Hannah: Uh…You too… *regrets consenting to relationship*
Hannah is clearly feeling some Polarized Attraction to Greg
Polarized Attraction by The Peanut Butter Falcon September 30, 2021
Chill Juice
Chill Juice is just liquified Plutonium. It is radioactive and you shouldn’t drink it unless you want your brain to turn into ramen noodles.
Example: “Hey guys want some Chill Juice? I had a sip earlier and this stuff makes me feel woozy. Uh oh… why does my head hurt?”
Chill Juice by The Peanut Butter Falcon June 29, 2021