Definitions by The Pantsman

pain cave

Dark room or basement where you lure unsuspecting and intoxicated women.

Come into my pain cave so I can bludgeon you.

pain cave by The Pantsman May 17, 2007

Blasting caps

condoms and such. !!

1. Since I have AIDS, I poke tiny holes in all my blasting caps.

2. Are these the smallest caps you sell?

Blasting caps by The Pantsman May 16, 2007

blue water 

The anticeptic water in a port-a-potty. Commonly found at sporting events and concerts.

At the golf tournament, the chubby girl in the Old Navy sweat suit would not stop watching me. After witnessing Tom Kite break his six-iron over a patron's forehead, I took the girl into the nearest port-a-potty. Whilst inside, I continuously dunked her head-first into the blue water, all the while penetrating her from behind. Tom Kite would not stop laughing.

blue water by The Pantsman May 13, 2007