Definitions by The PGP

Crusty Muffin 

When someone with a mustache (male or female), administers oral sex on a female and lets the vaginal fluids crustify onto the mustache.

"Jimbo grew a mustache in anticipation for his inaugural crusty muffin."

Crusty Muffin by The PGP January 18, 2010

Honduras Hoover 

When a male sits on the females face (Asshole-to-mouth) and deprives the girl of oxygen. The girl will then try to breathe in air, thus resulting in sucking out the shit from the male like a Hoover vacuum. Then the guy will turn around, piss in her mouth, and say, "Welcome to Honduras, Bitch!"

"Stephanie craved the Honduras Hoover after skipping out on lunch."

Honduras Hoover by The PGP August 6, 2009