14 definitions by The Original Tankboy
Bacon hugs are the fondest, most adoring hugs you can give someone. Means you love them more than bacon.
Spencer: How’s it going with the new guy, Logan?
Falisha: Ok, I think. But he sent me the bacon and the smiley hug emojis. Weird?
Spencer: What!? He’s way into you. It doesn’t get any better than Bacon Hugs. 🥓 🤗
Falisha: Ok, I think. But he sent me the bacon and the smiley hug emojis. Weird?
Spencer: What!? He’s way into you. It doesn’t get any better than Bacon Hugs. 🥓 🤗
by The Original Tankboy August 23, 2018
A low budget, broke down, scummy trailer right wing voter fraud conspiracy peddlers claim to live on their voter registration forms in order to commit voter fraud
Normal person 1: I heard Mark Meadows put a dive trailer address on his voter registration so he could vote in North Carolina.
Normal person 2: If it turns out to be true, he should have to live there.
Normal person 1: Right? Maybe he hopes to get a pardon…
Normal person 2: If it turns out to be true, he should have to live there.
Normal person 1: Right? Maybe he hopes to get a pardon…
by The Original Tankboy March 8, 2022
The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.
Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.
by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020
A seemingly stupid person that is very wealthy because his/her investments always pay off for no apparent reason.
Steve: How did Rich become so wealthy? Was his daddy loaded?
Bill: No, he picks stocks with names that remind him of cartoon characters.
Steve: What? He’s as dumb as a rock
Bill: I know, but they always pay off. He’s a Bumblinaire.
Bill: No, he picks stocks with names that remind him of cartoon characters.
Steve: What? He’s as dumb as a rock
Bill: I know, but they always pay off. He’s a Bumblinaire.
by The Original Tankboy February 19, 2019
Logan: Can’t wait for life to get back to normal.
Parker: That’s not gonna happen. It will be Norma, sorta like normal. We can go shopping or get a drink, but wearing masks and not touching anything, sanitizing everything...
Parker: That’s not gonna happen. It will be Norma, sorta like normal. We can go shopping or get a drink, but wearing masks and not touching anything, sanitizing everything...
by The Original Tankboy May 19, 2020
What too many people do when they online date--complain. And they have no clue that all the other swiper and gripers are saying the same thing about them.
Jennifer--All the guys on this site on such liars and all they want is a hookup. Look at Rick here. That picture is so old. Why do they think I care what car they drive? Hey, what year is that Beemer? Do you think it's leased? Mmmm...looks like he lives on the Bay...
April--Stop your swipin' and gripin'. You been on that UnhingedPlentyofBumLames site for six months. Two boob jobs later and and you're still cashing your ex's checks so now he can't afford his Porsche lease anymore.
Jennifer--Whatever, I'm so over him, he was such a narcissist. Want me to see if Rick has a friend?
April--Sure...
April--Stop your swipin' and gripin'. You been on that UnhingedPlentyofBumLames site for six months. Two boob jobs later and and you're still cashing your ex's checks so now he can't afford his Porsche lease anymore.
Jennifer--Whatever, I'm so over him, he was such a narcissist. Want me to see if Rick has a friend?
April--Sure...
by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020
When doing group meetings, classes or presentations online and clear off all the junk from table level and pile it on the floor so it is not seen. People that don’t normally work from home have to scramble to do this after a colleague lets them know how bad the pile of dishes, clothes, clutter...looks in the background.
Online classes are such a pain. My bff told me I have to do a top down and put everything on the floor so I don’t look like a slob.
by The Original Tankboy March 27, 2020