Each woman a mystery puzzle and men spin the Wheel Of Pussy hoping to land on a relationship trait he will like if he can use his intellect to solve her puzzle. Or he can just never score like an incel or lose everything like a Chad who couldn't beat the other Chads.
Next on the Wheel Of Pussy! Clue: the reason why you always end up losing at the casino: TH* H**S* ALWA*S W**S
by The Original Donald Trump May 08, 2023
Get the Wheel Of Pussy mug.The path all simps eventually take when they are desperate, broke, stupid and horny enough to be manipulated by queens into fighting somebody or committing crimes for pussy they never get. Beating up an ex, a side piece, stealing cars to take her places, robbing Luis Vuitton to put clothes on her, stealing another simp's loot, running scams, drugs, whatever hustle it takes to stay on her hamster wheel of pussy.
Yo I'm doing time for dat bitch! She's my queen! Ima hit that ass when I get out tho! The pussy to prison pipeline is a round trip ticket bruh!
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Get the Pussy To Prison Pipeline mug."He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor
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Get the The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's mug.Pussy Asshole and Mouth. A woman who let's men play that stupid role to bust her pussy hole, let's men talk real sweet to bust her booty meat. A woman who picks men who laugh and giggle and act like they mind is dead to get her to bust nuts out they head.
"Oh, your name is Glenda, but when you're with him, your name is PAM. Yes it is, ain't it! Ain't yo name Pam bitch! Pee Aye Emm, your name is Pam, Pam I am! green eggs and ham! Dick suckin and jam! That's what it is, Pussy Asshole and Mouth! That's what you is! A PAM! You is a PAM bitch! You is a damn sex toy dummy, for this nigga! Yes you is! Yes you is! That's what you is!" - Alexyss K Tylor, from "Wake Up Bitch 2012" on youtube.
by The Original Donald Trump May 02, 2023
Get the PAM mug.Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
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Why, yeth Maam, my big bootied hypergamist queen, i WILL cashapp you and pray you give me some pussy and not slam the door on my dick and say SIKE!
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Get the Hypergamist Queen mug.Queen Kong yelled "STFU stop acting like that!" and pulled her simp's ear when he kept begged for pussy in the checkout line at Krogers and he replied YETH MAAM! while crying in pain.
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