The Original Donald Trump's definitions
The path all simps eventually take when they are desperate, broke, stupid and horny enough to be manipulated by queens into fighting somebody or committing crimes for pussy they never get. Beating up an ex, a side piece, stealing cars to take her places, robbing Luis Vuitton to put clothes on her, stealing another simp's loot, running scams, drugs, whatever hustle it takes to stay on her hamster wheel of pussy.
Yo I'm doing time for dat bitch! She's my queen! Ima hit that ass when I get out tho! The pussy to prison pipeline is a round trip ticket bruh!
by The Original Donald Trump May 7, 2023
Get the Pussy To Prison Pipelinemug. Marries up not down, but uses women for sex & attention or to have additional children, even after marriage. Does not love or sees women as equals but as a sex toy, a badge, a title, a cloak or a means to an end.
Why yes sir, my hypergamist king, i WILL give you some PAM (pussy asshole and mouth) and hope that you WILL love me and divorce her!
by The Original Donald Trump May 2, 2023
Get the Hypergamist Kingmug. Simps roll the dice win win sometimes but they never cash out and walk away. Instead they lose back all their money, time and lives to manipulator queens and they never get that pussy again. The house ALWAYS wins.
Mayn I scored BIG TIME at the casino of pussy! But now I gotta do all this shit for her and she don't put out.
by The Original Donald Trump May 8, 2023
Get the Casino Of Pussymug. Each woman a mystery puzzle and men spin the Wheel Of Pussy hoping to land on a relationship trait he will like if he can use his intellect to solve her puzzle. Or he can just never score like an incel or lose everything like a Chad who couldn't beat the other Chads.
Next on the Wheel Of Pussy! Clue: the reason why you always end up losing at the casino: TH* H**S* ALWA*S W**S
by The Original Donald Trump May 8, 2023
Get the Wheel Of Pussymug. Gap tooth simp pronunciation of please. Used in desperate begging for pussy from his Queen Kong while standing in long lines at Kroger until she pulls his ear like a child and yells at him to STFU.
by The Original Donald Trump January 10, 2022
Get the PLEEEEETHmug. The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.
I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.
by The Original Donald Trump May 8, 2023
Get the Hamster Wheel Of Pussymug. A loud, angry, big breasted, heavy bootied, THIC queen who deepens her voice like a man when she verbally or physically emasculates her simps or children she is raising to become simps.
Queen Kong told her simp to STFU and his gap toothed ass said YETH MAAM and put his balls away.
Simp said he wanted more equality in the relationship and Queen Kong told him to pick a switch.
The white man created Queen Kong by emasculating the black man.
Simp said he wanted more equality in the relationship and Queen Kong told him to pick a switch.
The white man created Queen Kong by emasculating the black man.
by The Original Donald Trump January 10, 2022
Get the Queen Kongmug.