Definitions by The Original Agahnim
scientific attitude
There is no responsible scientific attitude, scientists that have been scientists a long time still guess a lot and do a lot of things to fuck with people's lives by trial and error.
scientific attitude by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
false idol
The bubbly girl had them build a statue of Zeus for her so that people would have a false idol to worship, something that wasn't real to kneel before, since she thought they were all really dumbasses anyway.
false idol by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
new guard
Someone that claims to be an agent of change, here to displace anything that was already there or always there. Out with the old, in with the new seems to be their go to motto, though really they hold nothing new sacred either. Someone like that would try and side with the majority even if the new guard was forced out by the old guard.
The girl that thought she was the new guard would try and replace everything people loved about the place with her own image, that way people would love her, all their love would go to her.
new guard by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
cynic
Someone that hates anything they think is pessimistic or realistic, anything that isn't viewed with rose-colored glasses.
The real cynic wasn't as broad minded as he/she claimed to be, he/she lived mostly for show, and only smiled on the outside, on the surface, to convince the world and everyone around him/her that the sky wasn't really going to fall like he/she thought it would.
cynic by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
Reptilian boss baby
Reptilian boss baby by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021
She
An entity as questionable as any other, including he.
She might not openly claim to be the boss, but she was a boss baby as a kid when nobody was looking. She is still the same person she always was, just like everyone else is the same person they always were.
She by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021
Steven Segal
Steven Segal- Get your ugly, toothless white ass out of here.
White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.
White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.
Steven Segal by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021