The Original Agahnim's definitions

Buccaneers

Prettier than Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

The Buccaneers are metrosexual pirates, they can't help that they are pretty, they were born that way.

by The Original Agahnim January 23, 2022

Red and green

Kind of like Christmas colors, blood is red, money is green, and those are the two colors most people no matter their surface shade of skin are thinking about most of the time. Even the colorblind.

Red and green is what is on most people's minds most of the time.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Gentle-aggressive

A gentle-aggressive person is an unremarkable or medium sized person that is not small enough to have full blown Napoleon's syndrome (like Derek Chauvin) but not large enough to be a gentle giant, so they might or might not become aggressive with a larger person, and usually be gentle with little people and midgets, but might get mixed up and end up being aggressive to the little people and midgets every now and then, and become gentler with the larger people, the giants.

The gentle-aggressive guy wasn't passive-aggressive, he was usually gentle with the midgets and he was nasty and aggressive with people that were too tall, but then sometimes he would be nasty and aggressive with the midgets thinking he might have done the wrong thing, and he would be gentle with the giants instead, all of which seemed like a human and inhuman thing to do at the same time.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Daughter of a bitch

A female equivalent of a son of a bitch.

I almost believed you, you daughter of a bitch!

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Untouchable

A fancy way for someone to say that they are invincible.

Nobody is invincible, there is no such thing. Even humans with lots of money are still human, and they still have to build an underground bunker somewhere to keep themselves as untouchable as they claim to be. Even if the laws don't seem to apply to them the way they do everyone else.

by The Original Agahnim September 23, 2021

Dr. Robotnik

A character that would fire guns.

If Jim Carrey is really as much like Dr. Robotnik as he seems to think he is, he'd have to get past his hesitancy about firing guns to be true to the character of Dr. Robotnik, even if he's a cartoonish video game character.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Questionable

If a white guy ploughed a car through a group of people, which has happened, he wouldn't get called a terrorist (Kyle Rittenhouse wasn't called a terrorist despite his actions), though he might get called racist if they were all black and not a mix of people. His actions would be questionable, but really what happened in Waukesha is the closest thing to equal freedom of movement as anybody has seen on TV in a while, though it certainly isn't good at it's worst, no matter what the person looks like. People are freaking out because they're not used to a black guy openly taking his rage out on white people, especially not more than one at one time.

Everything and everyone is questionable.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021