The Original Agahnim's definitions

Selfless

Not having an ego that is bloated like a bubble.

That selfless guy fell into a vat of acid at work like the joker did in Batman they say. What if somebody thought he was trying to take the one company joker slot available, and put him in the acid vat before he could send their circus packing? Anything is possible. What kind of a maniac would want a guy like that dead though?

by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021

Udaho

A place that doesn't show up on any map but the synaptic map of a fruitcake.

Where is Udaho Charly?

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Antagonist

Someone that claims to spread light, love, and hope like wildfire in real life, but really sows darkness, hate, and despair/desperation (in real everyday life).

She was an antagonist in real life her entire life. She made it her life's work to be an antagonist in real life.

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021

Hunger strike

People should do whatever they want in life, as long as they take the consequences that go with it. A hunger strike is no different.

By feeding someone on a hunger strike through a tube, they are trying to keep her alive even though she doesn't seem to want to be alive and won't feed herself. She isn't on her hunger strike for selfless reasons because she is human and not an animal, and her hunger strike was her own doing. Only animals are entirely innocent and selfless.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

Communities of color

Something you only see after taking a hallucinogenic substance.

The guys drank some peyote tea and went through the Indian village, seeing communities of color, reds, blues, yellows, pinks, and oranges, all the colors of a true rainbow, since a rainbow isn't off whites, peaches, beiges, tans, bronzes, caramels, golden browns, light browns, browns, and dark browns (those aren't true colors).

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Unvaccinated

Not meeting Joe Biden's standard for intelligence.

You are not the genius Joe Biden thought you were if you are still unvaccinated. Oh well.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Rat recession

A disruption that has occured every 12 years since Generation Z began, starting just before the year of the rat each time.

These Generation Z folks have been taught that taking orders is right and questioning them is wrong, so as long as they don't wake up and fight with the rest of us, nobody will have much job security in the future, including them. Every time there is another rat recession, they will lose their illusion of any rights they thought they had for the past years before that.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021