Guy 1-Are you testing weapon?
Guy 2- I'm not testing I'm...calibrating.
Guy 1- Oh, I thought you didn't know what you were doing.
Guy 2- Well ya thought wrong...
Guy 2- I'm not testing I'm...calibrating.
Guy 1- Oh, I thought you didn't know what you were doing.
Guy 2- Well ya thought wrong...
by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021
Someone that lives in a mollycoddle bubble where nobody can burst it, just like the one their mother made for them as a kid to protect them from everything.
As much as she hated being alone, the bubble girl wanted everyone else, especially athletes (the people she most likely wanted to be like or most like as a kid besides a military or royalty/authority figure, someone with power/influence and riches) to live in an enclosed bubble, isolated from the rest of the world, and especially reality (which she saw as negative based on her own experience despite claims of being a boundless optimist, mostly due to people rejecting her/not paying her any mind or respect). She was always encouraging people to isolate and give away/surrender anything or anyone they loved or held sacred, mostly because she wanted to see what it was like to hold something sacred for once (which would be a foreign experience for her, perhaps it would be fun or exciting, like visiting another town/state/country or learning a local language or dialect and trying to earn her local stripes there for the sake of locking it down then walking/trampling over the rights of everybody there in the end, and hoping nobody would see right through her in the process).
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
When you're a guest, you don't treat a place like you own it or call it our town/city (because there is such a thing as unwelcome guests). Where you come from originally is your town/city, and there, along with other people originally from there, is our town/city for you and them.
The bubbly girl wanted to make several towns/cities she wasn't originally from competitive with Northeastern cities so that her pockets could reap the benefits, despite being a guest in these towns/cities and not a native of them.
by The Original Agahnim June 09, 2021
If you show yourself how to walk away from the table when you're full instead of trying to keep doubling what you're eating to a fill bottomless appetite, you can make a decent meal out of a buck.
by The Original Agahnim July 19, 2021
A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?
People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Someone that would say or do just about anything to tread over anybody until given what they want the most (usually dollar signs and the power it can buy).
The shallow girl didn't care how many she lost or what they looked like (black, yellow, brown, white, male female, gay straight, polka dot, alien) as long as she won the golden city. She had always wanted not only the city, but to be worshipped by all as a rich and powerful deity.
by The Original Agahnim December 01, 2021
Not everybody had a 6th grade version of themselves that would kick the shit out of the adult version of themselves comromising everything, some people had a 6th grade version of themselves that wanted to become rich and powerful enough to force everyone else to compromise everything.
by The Original Agahnim August 05, 2021