When someone says that he/she became a unicorn in prison, they're really saying that he/she became fake or cartoonish in prison. But if it happened in prison, didn't it happen before prison too, even if nobody noticed? Wasn't this person always a phony deep down?
by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
Get the Unicornmug. How do you keep a decent idea or someone's best efforts from slipping away? If the wrong hands can record it (or have it recorded), they can copy it and turn it (into bullshit) against somebody in no time, then the wrong hands prevail again. They can do that with just about anything in life, and they can spin it a lot of different ways.
The football team wasn't pushovers last week, the wrong hands had to get something to steal/copy to turn them into the pushovers they said they were this week, but the football team had already forgotten that and was now focused on mistakes and what they did wrong again, trying to hold everyone but the wrong hands accountable, when really making mistakes is human. Perfection is for machines, and because they are made by humans, they make errors too every now and then.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Mistakesmug. A 6'6" person saying they were something other than tall as a kid is like a black guy saying he was white until he turned 18. What else could you have been even if you tried?
People would know a 6'6" person was always tall for their age as a kid without them having to explain it, the same way they would know a 4'10" person was always short for their age, even as a kid (unless they are one of those rare Guinness record books folks), so explaining it would be redundant.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
Get the Redundantmug. by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
Get the Megmug. Donald Trump- Did you see any...?
Donald Trump aide- No, I did not see you in here with your butterfly sir.
Donald Trump aide- No, I did not see you in here with your butterfly sir.
by The Original Agahnim May 29, 2021
Get the Donald Trumpmug. The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Get the Five foot nothingmug. No isn't a popular thing to say, but even if someone doesn't take no as an answer, sometimes it's still not the wrong thing to say.
Simone Biles said no, that is why she is the champion she is. She didn't play along when she could have, and a lot of eople would have.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Get the Nomug.