Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Sega
No matter who tries to tell you it was the fan favorite of it's day (and doesn't know what they are talking about) Sega was the beloved underdog of the home video game console world of the early 90's, the company that stood up to Nintendo and for a few years, did well enough that it was either Sega or Nintendo for a lot of kids of the 90's. Sega wasn't known for games quite as cartoonish or child oriented as Nintendo, Sega had blood, guts, gore, and realism in it's games (which people didn't see much before the early 90's in video games) which was appreciated by the people or kids that didn't want every one of their games Disneyfied or G-rated, even if it wasn't as profitable or popular with the masses to sterilize the games. It's a shame Sega didn't figure out a way to remain in the video game console market into the 2000's and beyond.
Nintendo seems kind of like anything Disney, cartoonish and fantasy up front, cuthhroat with a hidden dagger behind the scenes. At least with Sega many of the more vicious things about their business took place in the games themselves.
Sega by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
STEM
A guy that says we want more females in STEM or any other kind of work like he speaks for all males or people hasn't given it much, if any thought. Like males or any other group, there will be females that people love to be around in any field, then there are some nobody will miss, and whenever you go by a broad, general group (females, LGBT, black, asian, alien, and so on) instead of the individual person/people (where the soul is) you fuck things up.
What nobody tells anybody (and might not even be allowed to by some unwritten rule) is that there are females that nobody will miss among the females that really do deserve everything (but still wouldn't try to take advantage of every oppurtune time because of it). The same could be said of any other group, from males to LGBT, whether it be in STEM, the astronaut corps, music, or anything else.
STEM by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
Exceptional dork
The dork girl was the one in the picture with the other dork posing with boxing gloves or something that would make her look tougher or different than the other dork. She must have been one exceptional dork.
Exceptional dork by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
Double standard
If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.
People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.
Double standard by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
five foot nothing heartthrob
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.
five foot nothing heartthrob by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021
Liquid birds/bees
The kinds of birds and bees that think marching or putting signs or posters everywhere is solidifying or hardening them.
The Liquid birds/bees claimed to be in solidarity with this cause or country or that cause or country, but really they were an enemy of anything that wasn't pro liquid birds/bees.
Liquid birds/bees by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Double standard
When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.
The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.
Double standard by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021