The Original Agahnim's definitions
The mama's girl had a face only her mother could love as her father used to say. He always knew she was an instigator.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
Get the Mama's girlmug. Someone that claims to spread light, love, and hope like wildfire in real life, but really sows darkness, hate, and despair/desperation (in real everyday life).
She was an antagonist in real life her entire life. She made it her life's work to be an antagonist in real life.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
Get the Antagonistmug. Someone that tells you there's a light at the end of the tunnel, since if a cynic doesn't put everybody in the tunnel in the first place, there is just light with no tunnel at the end of it.
The cynic rabbit will tell you there's light at the end of the hole, but not everybody wants to hide in a hole forever, even if there is a fox or a snake nearby.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the Cynicmug. That selfless guy fell into a vat of acid at work like the joker did in Batman they say. What if somebody thought he was trying to take the one company joker slot available, and put him in the acid vat before he could send their circus packing? Anything is possible. What kind of a maniac would want a guy like that dead though?
by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021
Get the Selflessmug. Where is Udaho Charly?
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
Get the Udahomug. The ChiKing didn't want to be the Whopper's match, the ChiKing wanted to be the Whopper. All the love people had for the Whopper, and what the people who market the ChiKing were rallying for, they didn't get why people loved the Whopper so much, and what they saw as loyalty to the Whopper by people who ordered one over the years, the people that marketed the ChiKing wanted all that to themselves, the love and the loyalty.
by The Original Agahnim July 19, 2021
Get the ChiKingmug. Females with families don't do more chores/work around the house or childcare work than males with families. They just often forget that it takes two parents to raise a kid they both made, because they want complete control over the marriage, and claiming that they do more than half the work (more than 50/50) instead of half the work (50/50) is a good way to gain complete control of the marriage. That way if their husband disagrees they can just become a single mother and get more attention/support/power over their ex husband for it. It's interesting how females in relationships with other females never complain about one spouse doing more of the work than the other, they can both claim to be doing more work than everyone else, and they can both claim to be right always, with nobody there to stand up to them with a disagreement.
In order to know how much work another person is doing, you'd have to be them, and someone can only do that with their imaginations.
by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021
Get the Workmug.