Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Zombie fire
It seems like a smoldering wildfire would melt all the snow packed on top of it. Even if people are told the fires that start in the spring in Siberia come from wildfire smoldering under the snow, it seems like the snow would either extinguish the fire or melt in the process.
Zombie fire by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
Handout
Nowadays if you're too proud to ask for a handout, they've made it so that you can't also be too proud to wear a mask or get a vaccine and keep your job. One way or the other, people are forced into doing what they are told these days, or ending up with no home.
You can only be too proud to ask for a handout when it's still an option among other options. When you're backed in a corner, there's not much you can face head on, even if you're the kind of person that would still try anyway.
Handout by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
poseur
Somebody that changes their hair and eye color on a week to week basis so that they can keep acting tough all the time.
The poseur never kept the same look long enough for anybody to actually hold her to the same standards that males were held to, which was a double standard.
poseur by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
Whitest boy alive
Kind of like the noble savage, there is whitest boy alive, he doesn't exist. There is nobody as shy and naive as the description. People are just people, and the weak one is the one always looking for the weak one to try and walk all over or take advantage of, no matter what they look like.
There is no whitest boy alive any more than there is a blackest boy alive, though you don't hear many black guys arrogant enough to call some guy the blackest boy alive.
Whitest boy alive by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
Kindness
Whenever cops are handing people free money in cash, even if it's around the holidays, and don't want their faces shown, it makes some people wonder where the money came from and why they're really so eager to get rid of it. At least the ones that aren't unsuspecting.
Nobody would pay a business in kindness, so people must wonder why cops are all of a sudden being as "kind" as they are in some cities. The people that haven't taken anything from anybody aren't going around handing out $100 bills, even if they are rich.
Kindness by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
Dork
The dork wanted to go around like she owned the place she wasn't even originally from, she wanted the kind of power to do that, and the money was just a means to an end.
Dork by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
Dork
Someone that doesn't think a billionaire's party is as overrated as the other people that went to it, including the billionaire (usually because it's another oppurtunity for the dork to see and be seen which equals power to the dork, and it's another oppurtunity to gain status, money/funds, and connections).
The dork was the one that always tried to make the parties seem more exciting and intriguiging than they actually were, but would still talk about hype coming from other people besides him/her.
Dork by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021