Unpopular cases are the ones that people hopefully don't forget in favor of something that appeals to more people's taste in what a good trial should be like.
Instead of listening to somebody that tries to tell people they are winning something, or that everybody is winning something, and getting their hopes/ego/morale boosted, doesn't it make more sense to focus on what all you're losing in life, and what the cost will be to you or others, even if it's not all sunshine and positivity? The Bill Cosby case illustrates that the machine/system is not really a win-win for anybody, no wonder it's not popular. People like their bullshit in America, bullshit is what's popular, people like to hear win-win and happy endings even if reality is not always like that for everybody. A realistic outcome isn't going to be popular.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
Girl- All that shit you were talking trying get laid, and this is what I get, a tiny little flaccid penis? I bet if it did get hard, it would be like three and a half inches. I shoulda called those guys I know to remove one of your kidneys.
Guy- I helped you reach the anticlimax your man couldn't make didn't I? I don't think you should take it for granted!
Girl- There wasn't anything exciting enough to emphasize with an exclamation point.
Guy- I helped you reach the anticlimax your man couldn't make didn't I? I don't think you should take it for granted!
Girl- There wasn't anything exciting enough to emphasize with an exclamation point.
by The Original Agahnim December 04, 2021
by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022
Someone that can't take criticism that is otherwise not unfair or illegitimate because they don't like it.
It's one thing to feel outraged by criticism that isn't based on what a person is really like, when it is full of falsehoods and malicious intent and the other person is just talking shit. Nobody likes to be criticized, but really it's a matter of whether the criticism makes sense or is not unfair to the other person, and it doesn't have to be good natured to be legitimate. To a mollycoddle, it all sounds like abuse or misjudgement.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
Someone that claims to carry a pocket knife for protection/self defense instead of for the real reason they carry one, to look/sound/feel tough/strong/powerful.
The dorky poser with the glasses stabbed her boyfriend 16 times to have something to show for her not being the same chicken shit people knew her as when she was a kid, and thought that the jury wouldn't see right through her, and support her self-defense testimony. They knew she wasn't really the hardass she was portraying herself as, though she was a bully like any other.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
Toejam and Earl were sent to clean up some of these human tourists roaming around Funkotron causing chaos and mayhem. They weren't going to get used to the outsiders from the blue planet.
by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021