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Tables

Sometimes the tables turn, and sometimes, as much as some people hate things not changing, they stay exactly the way they were.
Tables don't always turn, and they're not guaranteed to turn.
by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021
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Street genius

Someone with too much street smarts for anybody.
The girl was a street genius. She must have had a street IQ of 160. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at her, she looked like a dork from Iowa.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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Real ones

There's never going to be a last of the real ones, unless humans go extinct (which wouldn't be a bad thing for every other species). There will always be more real ones, long after the real ones of today are gone forever.
There's always going to be more real ones, though they won't replace the real ones before them during the time they are alive.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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new guard

Someone that claims to be an agent of change, here to displace anything that was already there or always there. Out with the old, in with the new seems to be their go to motto, though really they hold nothing new sacred either. Someone like that would try and side with the majority even if the new guard was forced out by the old guard.
The girl that thought she was the new guard would try and replace everything people loved about the place with her own image, that way people would love her, all their love would go to her.
by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
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Goldmember

Due to an unfortunate smelting accident, Goldmember had a penis made of gold.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
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Buccaneers

The Buccaneers are metrosexual pirates, they can't help that they are pretty, they were born that way.
by The Original Agahnim January 23, 2022
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Curly Crowe

A gladiator that tries to cut the head off anything over 5'9" or so to make it the right size.
Curly Crowe wants to cut his head off so he can stick it to the man on a pike.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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