Cocksucker

Someone that feels the need to explain that they are not gay to people around them that assume they are gay.

You assumed right about me, I'm a cocksucker. I'm a fuckin faggot, I'm just not a people person, so I don't include myself in any organized group of fellow faggots like me, and I don't include them with me.

by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021

Life

Life is about more than fun,

(false) positivity, or parties, and so is love.

Life isn't just good, fair weather things if viewed in a realistic manner, and neither is love. Fake people try to keep everything fair weather, (falsely) optimistic, and positive when they're the real cynics.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

Dork

Someone that thinks they are a lot more fun, exciting, colorful, revolutionary, and interesting than they actually are.

The dork was the girl everybody knew, but that nobody actually knew much, if anything about. The fun, exciting image was just a defense mechanism to keep anybody from knowing who she really was.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021

Abomination

The Hulk's evil red twin.

The abomination agreed with Chun Li that his evil green twin was not the superhero he seemed to think he was.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

She

Someone that is too muc of a coward to have a real name.

In past generations, people had to have enough nerve to have a real name to go with a real face, that way people could question whether their image added up with reality or not, to make sure people were who they said they were or what they claimed to be. She is not a name or a real person, which makes her fake.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

Acid

A paper thin substance hippies and deadheads trip out on.

It was like having a liter of acid poured into your head.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Cop

One thing a young cop that really does want to improve relations betweens police officers and civilians has working against him is that there is no one more full of shit than a cop, except a cop on TV. An idealistic guy in his early 20's might not see that yet, even if other people do. It's not the kind of thing they would teach you at an academy, even if it might save a life on either side of the law for both sides of the law to know it.

You want to appear to be a cop or do you want to be a cop? You want to be on TV?

- Dingham

by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022