Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Boutique
The small town cat with the no future image robbed a boutique and sold the goods to somebody, he's a real outlaw now and not just some guy that wants to be one. He never made any of the beef he was involved in without knowing that at least a few other guys were going to have his back, but he says he changed now and he's no longer the person he was born as, he's a different person with a different personality now (without getting a railroad spike from the other side of the tracks stuck through his eye). The world he wants to get in must be his now in his mind.
Boutique by The Original Agahnim December 13, 2021
200 percent
Zeus, the uber competitive athlete, was always trying to turn up both of his/her 2 hearts to 200 percent and thought that most people were cowards for not giving as much as him/her, while most people thought Zeus was a fucking idiot that tried to take something like a stupid fucking game or sport to a level of desperation and calculation that they were never meant to be taken to, since it became more about trying to run people over than having a good time by that point, and that didn't interest people any more than pointless battles for superiority did.
200 percent by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021
200 percent
An athlete that says he (or she) is always giving 200 percent, or says something like I got two of those when somebody asks him (or her) about heart is a little bit suspect. It makes you wonder who else's heart they cut out and put in his chest, and what they had to take out of him to make extra room for another transplanted heart. It doesn't seem like a guy with 2 hearts would be in good health most of the time, it seems like the extra heart would blow out like a speaker at some point.
200 percent by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021
The Indian that grew from concrete
Even more heroic than a rose growing from concrete these days, since it's so rare to meet an Indian.
It was hard not to smile when you saw a real Indian in the Thanksgiving parade, to let people know they were still around. The Indian that grew from concrete lived on in a time when many had gone extinct.
The Indian that grew from concrete by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021
Boygenius
Line from script of Black Dahlia-
Emmitt Linscomb- Madeleine is my pretty one, but Martha is my certified genius!
To boygenius and females like boygenius- Yesterday the earth was flat and only males were celebrated as geniuses. Today, it turns out the earth is not flat, and both sexes are already celebrated as geniuses, and it isn't a remarkable or new thing. Now you know, so there's no more excuse for your jealousy.
Emmitt Linscomb- Madeleine is my pretty one, but Martha is my certified genius!
To boygenius and females like boygenius- Yesterday the earth was flat and only males were celebrated as geniuses. Today, it turns out the earth is not flat, and both sexes are already celebrated as geniuses, and it isn't a remarkable or new thing. Now you know, so there's no more excuse for your jealousy.
Boygenius by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021
Black Santa Claus
Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.
Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.
Black Santa Claus by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Unicycle bracelet
Unicycle bracelet by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021