Parrot lady

The kind of person that thinks other people will think she is funny or likeable even after having her husband killed (though she didn't have the balls to do it herself) by placing a parrot on her shoulder.
The parrot lady was the worst kind of weak person, the kind that would have somebody killed to prove she wasn't a weak person. That's worse than stabbing somebody numerous times like Ezra McCanless did to prove she wasn't a weak person, though any weak person that would kill to prove that he/she wasn't a weak person is the worst kind of weak person. If only the weak males didn't get most of the spotlight, the rest of us could give credit to all weak people equally instead of just half, once the rest of us no longer feel too intimidated by females to say the bad things about them that they would be quick to say about males to insult or disrespect them.
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
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League

A grouping of peoppe, usually athletes but not always.
Tom Brady got offended when someone suggested that Eli Manning was in the same league/class as him. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, was in Tom Brady's class. He was just a beautiful specimen to behold.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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Change

The business/museum/ store/restaurant was in business for 25 years or more and was a success, but then in about 2020, someone told them they needed to change (shut down) and gave them of list of reasons why, and because they listened to bullshit (and because they were idiots) instead of fighting change, they ended up closing forever. It was fighting change that kept them open, not being up to date.
Change isn't something you need if you're successful at something, don't allow anybody to convince you otherwise, since their motives are questionable if they think change is needed at a time like that.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
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False optimist

People that are realistic about life might not make good liars either, but at least they don't put up a paper thin facade of being optimists where there is no good reason to be optimistic about something or someone.
A false optimist is the most negative kind of person around beneath the surface, but what's on the surface is everything to someone like that. What they have to show others for something is everything, even though it's phony.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
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Yellow brick road

A path to power.
There wasn't really anything behind the curtain, he/she just wanted to walk all over a yellow brick road.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
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Darkness

The day a community knows it doesn't need uplifting from an outsider or from anybody is the day the community emerges from darkness. There is no light at the end of a tunnel, as people were promised, but they have to help themselves figure that out on their own.
The community was liberated from the darkness when it knew it would never need uplifting or morale boosting from anyone or anywhere, because people were already happy enough there without assistance.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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SouthEnd bros

A nicer way of saying a dork that roams around town like they own it.
Perhaps the SouthEnd bros and their female equivalents should respect the people of their new city instead of trying to overrun them, after all, not every guest is a welcome one, and certainly not forever.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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