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Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
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Perfect

Someone with nothing to fix. Someone that does everything they do right in a mature, responsible, flawless manner.
All our lives we look for the perfect person that we didn't know existed.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021
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Stolen dialogue

Dialogue that was borrowed until somebody made money off it.
There's a few movies that want the bad lines off their script back when the girl is done trying to get rich off dialogue that came out years ago. She really has people she recruits to intervene in her disputes saying lines to people that could come from Roadhouse or Swat in a real life event. Stolen dialogue is not original or authentic dialogue.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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liquid bird

A bird of darkness, enemy of light.
The liquid bird didn't want anyone's lights on.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
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Gender fluid

Soft language to describe a boy girl.
Dude- That's a fuckin Reptilian boy girl!

Soft language police (describing masculine female boy girl)- Sir, she is gender fluid, don't use that kind of language.

Soft language police (describing effeminate male boy girl)- Sir, he is gender fluid, don't use that kind of language.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
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Wildfire

What the coronavirus spread like, without enough resistance to the virus or to security measures to contain it.
She wanted everybody to think it was the Chinese covering up a leak from a lab that started the wildfire like spread of the coronavirus, when really it was always her.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
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Tears of the Sun

A movie that starts to seem more like Tropic Thunder, becoming laughable by the time one of the Seals gets shot by a sniper toward the end, once you realize it's filmed in Hawaii and not Nigeria.
Tears of the Sun script-

Bruce Willis- God already left Africa.

Other Seal- Uh boss, I'm glad to see you still got it but bad news, from where I'm standing next to the cameraman, you can see the Pearl Harbor Memorial. If the camera can see what I can see, it kind of fucks up the illusion.

Bruce Willis- That wasn't on the script.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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