The Original Agahnim's definitions

Pineheart

A heart made of wood, like in the Hank Williams Jr. song.

The wooden Indian had a pineheart and a red face, someone must have pulled it's pants halfway down.

by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021

Distorted

A desirable way for something to sound sometimes.

She stuck a microphone in her pussy and tried to record a karaoke song, but it came out distorted.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

disney princess

Snow white and the seven 3rd graders, since some of these disney princesses (JAP Jewish American Princesses as known by their non-Jewish families, another term for spoiled brat that thinks everyone owes them a red carpet, an applause, and a celebration) love kids so much that they can't help but to hang out with other people's kids all the time. Everywhere you see one of the disney princesses, she's with a different group of other people's kids hanging out.

She's becoming more like a disney princess every day, she models for the cartoonists and comic book artists as either Supergirl with the balls of steel three sizes too big or as the Disney princess from the small town, which was probably why she wanted to conquer vast territories and claim them as her own or demolish boundaries (and beloved buildings/landmarks in the process). Napoleon and Hitler were both people she thought of as heroes, people she had a great admiration for, except she thought she was going to be even greater than both of them combined because she was a girl and they were morally inferior males.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

false idol

Something that keeps the masses busy.

The bubbly girl had them build a statue of Zeus for her so that people would have a false idol to worship, something that wasn't real to kneel before, since she thought they were all really dumbasses anyway.

by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021

Ladder

A way to elevate yourself.

It turned out others could see through the rungs in the bubbly girl' s ladder as well as she could see through the rungs in anyone else's.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

climate change

Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.

The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?

by The Original Agahnim November 1, 2021

Nincompoop

Someone that never had any heart trying to preach to somebody else about how everything is not about muscles, it's about heart.

If the bubbly girl's heart was as big as her mouth, she would know what she was talking about when she was preaching and ranting. She was a nincompoop without any sense.

by The Original Agahnim June 11, 2021