Definitions by The Original Agahnim

American History Y

The version of history that allows people to be unoppressed and unrepressed, even if they would still choose the oppressed image to take advantage of or walk over anybody they could.

American History Y is just as good as American History X, one doesn't seem more right than the other, though females might secretly hate the Y version a little bit more, since the X version gave them unlimited power to whine about how oppressed they were, not that they were the only group to try and capitalize on being "marginalized" or feeling left out.

American History Y by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Hunger Games 

Another one Martin Luther King Jr. would have loved, people perishing together as fools.

Hunger Games was the kind of thing Martin Luther King Jr. would have loved if he had lived to see it/read it.

Hunger Games by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Collective bully 

A group of people that together, in numbers (a safe position), has the personality of a bully.

The collective bully was waving at and teasing that guy.

Collective bully by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Rumors

The song by Lizzo.

It all depended on whether you believed Lizzo or not, and I believed her, the rumors were true.

Rumors by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Napoleonette dynamite

A female stick of TNT.

Napoleonette dynamite has unparalleled reflexes.

Napoleonette dynamite by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Cain 

The fun guy (Caindace being the fun gal). The one everybody knew and liked. Nobody liked Abel, it wasn't fun to be him.

Cain (or Caindace) seemed like the exciting one to be around, he (or she) always melted people's hearts like liquid plasma.

Cain by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Squid games

Martin Luther King Jr. would love it if he could watch it, people perishing together as fools.

Squid Games is exactly the way people like there bullshit. They like their bullshit more than they like Martin Luther King Jr. apparently. Even Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, or Jesus would probably like Squid games more than they liked themselves, because people tend to like a show of narcissism more than they like a mundane person thinking of how to help other people.

Squid games by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021