Instigator

Someone that convinces others to be deliberately cruel or break rules so that they still end up being the one with the perfect behavior (within the rules and expecations of following them so that everybody ends up with the same bullshit rules to be expected to follow/abide by) record to show for it if anybody asks.
The instigator had a perfect rule following/law abiding record to show for rules that favored him/her, since he/she picked rules/laws that he/she could never get convicted of breaking if anybody did ever question him/her (despite his/her image to uphold of hating all the bureaucratic red tape) when writing/making the laws (he/she was the law in his/her mind, despite not holding any rule or law sacred).
by The Original Agahnim January 19, 2022
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Frustrated

What the average person feels like these days.
If the frustrated folks were really the minority as some entities try to tell them they are, they wouldn't be average, average being just about everybody or almost everybody, with those that don't seem to ever be frustrated about anything nowadays questionable.
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
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Equal

Equal actually means the same, though in the wrong hands equality becomes something that applies to people the way it applies to numbers. Outside of numbers there is no better than, worse than, greater than, less than, superior or inferior in terms of people (or products/merchandise). Equal actually means two things being the same when it's not twisted into something else (better than, worse than). So if somebody is a prude, and somebody else is equal to them, since they are the same, they are both prudes. In reality, while no one is better than anyone else, no two people are the same, each person is different. Never trust anyone who always preaches about equality, because someone like that would like to be what you are instead of being what they are. Bach wasn't really different, he had to steal his brother's work to make himself look different, but it wasn't his own different skin he was in.
Hitler put a lot of effort into trying to be worse than other people, yet he would have killed somebody for thinking they weren't like them, even if that didn't make them better. So while you know that each person is equal in the sense that no one is more or less human, what do you call a guy that tries to be the worst besides a coward? And if everyone is equal in the sense that they are the same in value, doesn't that make everyone else cowards also? At what point do you notice there are some noticeable differences between you and this reptilian guy/girl. There are things that they would do that you don't do, and there are things that you do that they don't, despite you both being of the same human race. You don't have to agree that you're the same as somebody else because they would like to be the same as you, you can stand against bullshit like that.
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
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Anticlimax

The opposite of a climax.
While your girl would never reach the climax with me that she did with Biggie, I could help her reach an anticlimax, unless that was too much negative energy for her.
by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021
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Flavor of the month

What a girl likes a guy to be, depending on what month it is.
Is this your flavor of the month, with his tight jeans and his unisex/androgynous sweater that looks like a Christmas present from his senile grandmother, the one that keeps forgetting who the present is for, and his frosted tips? Before I turn myself into one of those guys for you, I will eat another twinkie and wear something that makes you sick to your stomach. The systematic emasculation and pussification of the male half of the human race isn't being yourself for a girl, it is bullying no matter what sex you are.
by The Original Agahnim August 08, 2021
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New toy

The shiny, fresh one that just came out the box with no dust on it.
He/she might have been the new toy speaking the new language, had lazers on his/her head and could fly, Andy might have even loved the new toy more than his original toys, but they knew deep down that they loved Andy more.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021
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The motto of the ones looking for who is in charge or trying to become that person/group of people.
Wake up, the leadership not brotherhood/sisterhood folk are here to make sure you're not still dreaming (stuck in the American dream).
by The Original Agahnim January 07, 2022
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