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Cam Newton

The guy that would have taken most of the blame if he started and the Patriots were failing to win (not the owner or coach).
The owner and coach most likely got vaccinated for the same reason they got rid of Cam Newton, they don't want to look bad to the masses, right or wrong.
by The Original Agahnim September 30, 2021
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five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.
by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021
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A few good women

A movie about female Marines on trial for killing one of their own.
Scene from A few good women-

Female marine- She was weak. Unit, corps, god, country.

Lawyer- You're on trial for murder, and you want me to go to the judge with unit, corps, god, country?
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
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Turtle

The opposite of a cheetah.
It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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Fox lady

A kind of human/animal hybrid that on certain nights is known to hunt hounds and get hunted by rabbits, usually when a river reverses its flow.
The fox lady had a high pitched bark that sounded a little bit like a yelp. Her pelt was worth a lot of money in the wrong hands.
by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022
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Corporation

A corporation isn't a democracy, because there is a hierarchy. As long as a hierarchy exists, everyone doesn't make the same money at work, everyone doesn't have the same power, because a hierarchy will not allow for that to happen. How much of a boost for people's morale is it really to know that there is a hierarchy and if some people are not in control of it, they want to discard the old one and start a new, fresh one. (not to really bring justice and equality to all, that's been the lie that many have used to rise to power while the world is still as fucked up and unjust as it ever was today, but to benefit from their claims of things that sound good to the masses)
A corporation is not much of a democracy, though it's said to be and supposed to be, in actuality it's closer to a feudal system where the people that feed the masses don't really have to give a fuck about them.
by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022
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Innocent bystander

There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.
There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
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