The Original Agahnim's definitions
A Jewish American Princess isn't Jewish, but is a poor little middle class girl desperate to win and not to eat, though you would think by her griping that her life depended on whether her or a team she liked won or lost a sports game, like it was the most important thing in life and the world. You would also think by her griping that she was sub serviant if she had to do something at work that somebody was paying her thousands of dollars to do. Servants don't get paid, and claiming to have the heart or soul of a servant isn't the same thing as actually being one.
The JAP hated anybody who gave something to her straight, the way she always acted with everybody like someone that didn't put up with any nonsense, and she hated it because she thought any criticism directed toward her was inhuman and treating her as subhuman.
by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021
Get the JAP mug.Someone that likes things that light up, especially things that give off heat or warmth, not because the Reptilian boy girl is a source of light himself/herself (actually quite the opposite) but because the Reptilian boy girl thinks of it as a heat lamp or UV light, something to heat the blood up.
The Reptilian boy girl was always trying to bask under someone else's UV light or heat lamp and not in anyone's shadow.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the Reptilian boy girl mug.She was too serious looking and sounding for someone who had always had the spirit/soul of a clown. And she was also too argumentative and willing to act on violent negative impulses she didn't acknowledge having for someone that was a clown deep down, (the kind of clown that sets things on fire, sinks a hammer into the back of someone's skull, or shoots/has somebody shot dead) which isn't really funny. For a natural comedian and lover, she was mighty hateful and serious looking/sounding though she claimed to be about love, light, and hope rather than darkness, hate, and despair/desperation (to win at everything). So the world continued to look at mostly males or other people that seemed to be more suspicious than her, even if it was getting harder and harder to find people that were.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
Get the Clown mug.A silly person.
How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience that they take his shit seriously? Or he blurts out that he's really in it for the money and power? It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster, part of hell has broken loose from the rest of hell and people are on edge because not all hell has broken or will break loose. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants everyone to take him/her seriously or tries to disarm them all. When the one on stage is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them, perhaps they should ask themselves a few more questions than they currently do, such as whether they even really think they are as hilarious as they think they are.
He/she was entirely too serious looking and sounding for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
He/she was entirely too serious looking and sounding for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Get the Clown mug.Someone that tries to divide white people from black and brown people by trying to push everyone else for equity, instead of acknowledging that there is already equity, that all these groups people are already equal without anything having to change for them to be equal as they are.
The instigators held a rally to further divide people into groups of white, brown, and black, since one human race was never going to be good enough for them not to find some shortcoming to pick at until everyone else gave in to the demands of the the group holding the rally, and wrote any new mandate they wanted written as a law or rule. They were the same kinds of people that always tried to divert people's focus from everyday reality to a Confederate statue nobody really paid much, if any attention to until the year everyone paid attention to it.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
Get the Instigators mug.Some of the panhandlers had taken enough from people without the pandhandling (via donations for various charitable causes, save this or that building or organization through the pandemic, and so on to fund their continued control of an area they're not even originally from) and lived like kings or queens when nobody was looking, but knew that in addition to dollar signs, they would get attention to go with their behavior, and attention for them was power to push or pull others. If they gained any local stripes, guess what they were going to do to the locals with them besides take more from them.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Panhandlers mug.by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
Get the Bubble mug.