The girl was a street genius. She must have had a street IQ of 160. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at her, she looked like a dork from a town surrounded by corn fields in Iowa, but she scored higher than Tupac on her street exams.
by The Original Agahnim November 04, 2021
Guy or Band- I'm gonna make you a guest of the devil, that's not a threat, it's a promise.
Other guy- You must have quite the plan to accomplish that, since there is no devil and there is no hell.
Other guy- You must have quite the plan to accomplish that, since there is no devil and there is no hell.
by The Original Agahnim June 09, 2021
This guy Craig talked about God and the Devil, but in actuality, he held nothing that didn't have a dollar sign on it sacred. That, and winning his game were the things he held sacred, that was what he really worshipped.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
Something that has a harder life than everybody else, probably because a machine wishes it knew what it was like to care about what's right and wrong, and wishes it knew what it was like to find someplace where it belongs.
You think it's hard being a human, try being a machine for a day and see if you would make it as a machine.
by The Original Agahnim October 10, 2021
A mechanical device.
Curly- You talking to my girl, I should mess you up right now.
Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's gonna get caught it in the machine in about 2 seconds if you do it.
Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's gonna get caught it in the machine in about 2 seconds if you do it.
by The Original Agahnim January 03, 2022
A mechanical device.
Curly- You talking to my girl? I should mess you up right now.
Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?
Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.
Lennie- Okay, I won't try.
Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?
Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.
Lennie- Okay, I won't try.
by The Original Agahnim January 03, 2022
The crybully claimed to be colorful and different, but was about as plain and bossy as anybody could get, and it wasn't like her mother and father, or other family members really made her that way by being authoritarian with her. She never got her ass whooped by either parent as a kid, she never really even got ordered about by either parent or other family members, perhaps an occasional straightening out was about all anybody was allowed to do to her.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021