The American team brought Mini Hulk in a suitcase so they wouldn't have to buy an extra plane ticket, and when they got to the competition, they would say something like Say Hallo to My Little Friend, and out of the suitcase Mini Hulk would climb before snatching up a world weightlifting record.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
Played by yourself.
The bubbly girl tried to slowly drive so many people crazy that her own mental health ended up becoming questionable. She was self played, and had nobody left to play but herself.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
Cops learn that if they break down and cry to a shrink after using their weapons, they get support, and both cops and civilians that know they will be on TV know just how to break down at the right time and "express" sorrow for what they did, thinking that will make them less wrong. When was the last time you heard a cop or a civilian that shot an unarmed protestor or black guy say
"Not a day goes by that I don't feel absolutely no remorse about what I did, they got what was coming to them!" The reason you never hear that on TV is nobody wants to make what's coming for them any worse than what it is, nobody wants to intensify what is coming for them.
"Not a day goes by that I don't feel absolutely no remorse about what I did, they got what was coming to them!" The reason you never hear that on TV is nobody wants to make what's coming for them any worse than what it is, nobody wants to intensify what is coming for them.
Something you never hear on TV's grief tragedy sympathy industry-
Armed Civilian- Yea I shot the son of a bitch, so what, who cares. Gimme the electric chair, hang me, or shut the fuck up you fucking cunt!
Judge- I will do as you wish, I will sentence you to death, you will get what you deserve without further adieu!
Armed Civilian- Yea I shot the son of a bitch, so what, who cares. Gimme the electric chair, hang me, or shut the fuck up you fucking cunt!
Judge- I will do as you wish, I will sentence you to death, you will get what you deserve without further adieu!
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Someone that lives in an empty house not because they don't have the money to put furniture in it, but to prove they don't have any attachment to anything material, have no sense of possession, and to shock people that are impressed by what they don't have rather than what they have.
Fidel was the kind of weirdo that grew up on a nice plantation but rejected material things because it made him look obnoxius instead of popular to have them. He wanted the image of a have not (rather than rich asshole), but didn't want to be one all his life. That was probably part of why he was so generous, it made him look good/popular with those not as fortunate as his family to get rid of all his shit (some of which was taken from them to be given back to somebody else).
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
He/she thought the guy was a passive doormat, there to welcome everybody and too weak to stand up to anybody.
by The Original Agahnim September 08, 2021
If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.
The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.
by The Original Agahnim December 08, 2021