Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Delta variant

Whenever they want to sell more masks, medical supplies, vaccines, or test kits, they try to scare people all over again, you can tell by the news you see and hear about how the next mutation is always just a little bit more dangerous than the last, if not much more dangerous.

Life was beginning to return to what some considered dull (pre pandemic) again, and because that would make the people that would otherwise remain in their lines wake up and fight the people looking to make money off anything related to the medical field pretended to get angry and started trying to scare the rest of the population all over again to get them back in line, and unable to think for themselves yet again. The delta variant was just the excuse they needed to shut people's thoughts down all over again.

Delta variant by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Daughter of a bitch 

A female equivalent of a son of a bitch.

I almost believed you, you daughter of a bitch!

Daughter of a bitch by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Double standard 

The one where if a male stands up for a female, he's a soldier, but if he stands up to a female, he's a clown. Meanwhile, if a female stands up to a male, she's a hero, and everybody is on her side. That is one you don't hear about from feminists, since they are more interested in having their own win a bullshit battle of the sexes than having all of humanity triumph.

Females are not a less selfish sex than males, you just don't hear as much about a double standard that doesn't make them look good from feminists.

Double standard by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Trapt 

They became everything they were trying to make fun of back in 2002.

Trapt became the joke they were trying to make back in 2002.

Trapt by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Turtle 

The opposite of a cheetah.

It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.

Turtle by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Performance diminishing drug 

A drug that does the opposite of enhance performance, such as marijuana.

Someone from the other team told the guy that if he smoked ganja before the race, he would be more clearheaded, faster, stronger, and to his suprise, it took him most of the day to finish. Nobody told him that marijuana was a performance diminishing drug.

Performance diminishing drug by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Performance diminishing drug 

The opposite of a performance enhancing drug, like marijuana.

That guy smoked pot before the race and raced like a turtle. It was a performance diminishing drug somebody on the other team told him would make him faster.

Performance diminishing drug by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021