Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Daughter of a bitch 

A female equivalent of a son of a bitch.

I almost believed you, you daughter of a bitch!

Daughter of a bitch by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Double standard 

The one where if a male stands up for a female, he's a soldier, but if he stands up to a female, he's a clown. Meanwhile, if a female stands up to a male, she's a hero, and everybody is on her side. That is one you don't hear about from feminists, since they are more interested in having their own win a bullshit battle of the sexes than having all of humanity triumph.

Females are not a less selfish sex than males, you just don't hear as much about a double standard that doesn't make them look good from feminists.

Double standard by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Trapt 

They became everything they were trying to make fun of back in 2002.

Trapt became the joke they were trying to make back in 2002.

Trapt by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Turtle 

The opposite of a cheetah.

It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.

Turtle by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Performance diminishing drug 

A drug that does the opposite of enhance performance, such as marijuana.

Someone from the other team told the guy that if he smoked ganja before the race, he would be more clearheaded, faster, stronger, and to his suprise, it took him most of the day to finish. Nobody told him that marijuana was a performance diminishing drug.

Performance diminishing drug by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Performance diminishing drug 

The opposite of a performance enhancing drug, like marijuana.

That guy smoked pot before the race and raced like a turtle. It was a performance diminishing drug somebody on the other team told him would make him faster.

Performance diminishing drug by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Olympics

Some of these younger folks seem quicker to change the guard than people from earlier in their generation or generations before. Michael Phelps had longetivity to his Olympic runs. Being unselfish isn't a bad thing, a lot of these folks will be together as a team for years to come, but just like vets can learn from the rookies, where would the Olympics be without the vets?

Vets do more than just usher in the new during the Olympics, so hopefully appreciation for them isn't lost for something newer that seems more momentarily exciting.

Olympics by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021