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The Original Agahnim's definitions

Healer

There is no healing, so there are no healers.
She claimed to be a healer, but if her fringe beliefs that she was the true messiah were questioned, she could always fall back on science and claim to be a person of faith and science at the same time, whichever one people wouldn't question.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
mugGet the Healermug.

Welcome

Not everyone is welcome, it depends on the person.
The bubbly girl was trying to offer and welcome people to somewhere and something that was never hers to offer or welcome anyone to, and never would be. She really thought she owned the place.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
mugGet the Welcomemug.

Fake

Don't get scared of anything, don't feel hurt by anything anybody does is another thing that makes some people feel tough/strong/adult, even if it isn't really natural to try and repress every feeling.
It's fake to claim you've never been scared of anything or hurt by anything.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
mugGet the Fakemug.

Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.
While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
mugGet the Universal allymug.

Sewer

Doc Jamal Octopus says that guys like Jay Sandman and Dan the Lizard have been hiding out in the sewer system somewhere.
by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021
mugGet the Sewermug.

two hundred percent

Sounds like something that would make a guy's head explode if he tried to do it long enough.
The athlete was always at two hundred percent, and thought he would never in twenty years or so, rowdy down. One day the people that always knew he was a lame would find out how he really was when nobody was looking.
by The Original Agahnim November 6, 2021
mugGet the two hundred percentmug.

Pig sty

The pig rustlers might steal your pigs right out of your fucking pig pen if you left it open overnight.
by The Original Agahnim February 1, 2022
mugGet the Pig stymug.

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