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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Wolfpack syndicate 

The wolfpack syndicate had a cougar head mounted in the garage of their gas station, these guys were not gentle men, you could tell.

Houndflap hat 

A droopy hat with the dogflaps on it.
He was in his houndflap hat looking for the fugitive.

Jaws rabbits 

Somebody put Jaws rabbits in the water to study human behavior, and when they found out how terrified people were of the rabbits and their razor sharp teeth, they moved on to making a pestilence happen, a plague.
One of the deadliest creatures in the world for the unsuspecting passerby that thinks it's just a goofy looking thing, though you wouldn't think to be suspicious of one.
That snake messed with the wrong rabbits. These were Jurassic Park rabbits and they were taking no prisoners. I've lived through a Jurassic Park rabbit excursion and let me tell you, it's more traumatizing than you would think, do not underestimate these rabbits. You will be more stunned by their power than you think. Some of them are so optimistic they think they can't be eaten or harmed, and that makes for one deadly opponent that you don't want any trouble with.
Rabbits by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022
Something for snakes to be hesitant about/worried about fucking with.
That snake messed with the wrong rabbits, they weren't fucking around.
Rabbits by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022

Fox lady 

A kind of human/animal hybrid that on certain nights is known to hunt hounds and get hunted by rabbits, usually when a river reverses its flow.
The fox lady had a high pitched bark that sounded a little bit like a yelp. Her pelt was worth a lot of money in the wrong hands.
Fox lady by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022

Chasing the pussy 

That guy was chasing the pussy through the woods instead of chasing the paper. if he/she wasn't a fugitive under suspicion and he wasn't the US Marshals, why was he hounding him/her?