Dork

Someone that tries to tell somebody they are more talented than they are and thinks they are effectively inflating the person's ego by doing it.
The dork thought she owned the place (even though she wasn't even from there) and tried to tell people that she thought werre weaker than her that they were more talented than they really were, thinking they actually believed or went for a word of the bullshit she said. Good thing for the people that knew who she was talking shit about, they knew she was full of shit and were never in danger of getting too inflated.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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Double standard

If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.
People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.
by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
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Reptilian boy girl

One double standard feminists and activists don't mention is how female reptilian boy girls are celebrated instead of seen as something being wrong with them, while male reptilian boy girls are villified and eventually everybody rooting for somebody like that would end up having to turn a movie off before the end if it was a movie instead of life.
She was as much a reptilian boy girl as any male reptilian boy girl.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
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Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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Street smart

A phrase to describe a phony person. Though there are different kinds of intelligence, intelligence is intelligence, and street smart is just another phrase people use to divide people, just like book smart, to turn somebody into a 2 dimensional person. Language is meant to hide the truth about people and their intentions, no matter the language.
Nobody but phony people claim to be street smart. Experience will show you that.
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
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Dollar signs

Someone that tells people if they want a tree canopy, don't buy goods from Amazon (since Amazon builds warehouses), which is a lot like saying if they want a tree canopy, don't buy the houses the real estate market/development they profit from and are involved in is selling. Either way, somebody that tells you that is going to see dollar signs in something, and try to clear cut the trees and walk all over the land and the people there to get them.
As long as people see dollar signs, they are going to try and clear cut trees, it doesn't really matter to them what the land is used for, as long as they get what they want (and buying a few goods via Amazon is not wanting much compared to the millions they could make off the land they had clear cut, so it isn't the people they call sheeple that are taking more than they need off Amazon, and usually people that buy off Amazon already know they are part of the problem).
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
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Poseur photo album

This is the poseur's skiing trip, this is her scuba diving trip, this is her college graduation,she just showed everybody the highlight reels frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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