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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Short dick syndrome 

A disorder Irish and Asian guys have.
He/she was making another lame, unoriginal attempt to embarrass the Irish dude about his short dick syndrome, even though the guy had already been aware of his short dick before it was brought to his attention. When was he/she going to come up with something other than the same kind of exhausted, dull insult the guy had not already heard thousands of times, said by thousands of people.

Napoleonette syndrome 

Females love to laugh at Napoleon syndrome in a male, but they don't want anybody to notice their own, or shed any light on their Napoleonette syndrome.

Rejection 

Getting rejected is not the most painful thing that can happen to somebody.
Getting sawed in half while hanging by your feet seems more painful than rejection. Hell is an overused word to describe things that are not really that bad when you think of how a guy's day is going when a saw is slowly cutting through his intestines and colon.
Rejection by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

Lil napoleon 

A rapper that will take over your city any oppurtunity he gets.
Lil Napoleon is coming get your tickets.

Mama's girl 

Mother's little baby/angel. The child that can do no wrong in mother's eyes, and always cries wolf when things don't go her way.
The serious looking news anchor was a mama's girl, which was why she always used soft language like romantically challenged to explain that nobody wanted to put up with her bullshit all the time, and as painful as she might find the rejection, the world was bigger than her (and for many people, there were things in life far more painful than rejection).

Mama's girl 

A mother's little baby/angel that can do no wrong in mother's eyes.
The mama's girl had a face only her mother could love as her father used to say. He always knew she was an instigator.

Marshmallow girl 

The marshmallow girl thought the world owed her the kind of support and respect her mother always gave her as a kid, back when she was her mother's little baby.