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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone that calls everyone and everything abusive or inappropriate.
Now that he was elderly, terminally ill, and on a ventilator, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl was going to go to the hosputal and kick his abusive ass. She had finally found the resolve and courage to do it, and she had decided that no matter the cost to anybody else, she would get her respect as the new guard, and the old guard was on it's way out.

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone cocky enough to think they outdo everyone at anything.
Now that he's elderly, drunk, and on painkillers, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl is going to go kick his ass, she finally found the courage and resolve to do it.

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone that thinks that they out Bruce Lee at being Bruce Lee. Someone that thinks they make a better Bruce Lee than Bruce Lee, and a better Madonna than Madonna.
The cocky girl was 98 pounds and tough as nails in her mind.

98 pounds and tough as nails

The cockiest person you can think of, the one that out-cockies the other cocky people.
The bubbly girl put all of her 98 pounds into hitting that guy she called the squirrel. She either thought she was 98 pounds and tough as nails, or she might have just wanted an excuse to hammer somebody, or both.

Temper tantrum policing 

First her mother heard the hitting, then the crying, then the screaming to her mother for help and running to her, then telling their father to kick his ass for that.
The girl thought the world should be one giant intervention stage for temper tantrum policing, just like at home when she was a kid, even if it meant the police shooting some mentally ill guy, as long as she felt safe, nobody else mattered but her, just like her mother taught her.

Boondock Saints 

A movie where it was the Russian guy trying to do something inflammatory in the bar, not the Irish guys.
The bubbly girl and her cronies had life mixed up thinking that she owned the place, since she kept using dialogue from Boondock Saints to fuck with the locals heads.

Boondock Saints 

A movie about Irish guys that were actually in their own neighborhood when the Russian guy came in from somewhere outside their neighborhood to start trouble in the bar they were in.
The Russian guy in Boondock Saints was an outsider looking for trouble, and outnumbered by people from the neighborhood, which is the reason the Irish guys in the movie fought him. Unlike with some people, it wasn't for no reason.