Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.
The surf and turf was deicious.
by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021
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Duchess

Someone that pretends to be more concerned about people than she is, since really being concerned about what people that are not yourself are doing (when there is no financial interest involved) would require her to quit being as narcissistic as she was, which would be like someone else trying to control her or tell her what to do in her mind, since the thought wasn't coming from her.
The Duchess was always acting too tough or wild and out of control, but never wanted the same measures used against everybody else when they got out of control used on her (but still wanted the measures used against them to make her feel more secure about her image).
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
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Flavor of the month

Is this your flavor of the month, with his tight jeans, and his unisex/androgynous sweater that looks like a Christmas present from his senile grandmother, the one that keeps forgetting who the present is for, and his frosted tips? Well before I turn myself into one of those guys, I will eat another twinkie and wear something that makes you sick to your stomach. The emasculation and pussification of the male half of the population isn't being yourself for a girl, neither is encouraging it. There's not any guys that dedicate their lives to making females (or guys) less feminine.
by The Original Agahnim August 08, 2021
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Accomplished

Accomplished and serious are two different things. Whether someone that is accomplished is a serious person or not depends on the person, not on what accomplishments, titles, or awards they have.
Being accomplished at something doesn't tell you what somebody is really like. A lot of people take accomplishments as more than what they are.
by The Original Agahnim June 04, 2021
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Unique

One of billions of assholes that think they are special.
Yea I get it, I'm unique and you can't stand me. How could anybody?
by The Original Agahnim January 28, 2022
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Stone

A noisy stone doesn't get looked over, it wasn't for lack of noticing the stone that the builder rejected the stone.
With all that noise coming from the mouth of the stone, nobody was overlooking it. It was a plain stone that was only going to keep taking from the other stones while giving nothing back.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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Garden hose

The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.
by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021
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