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One of the Romani people.
The real gypsies often did know of hardship the poseur claiming to be a gypsy soul knew nothing of, and they didn't live the dorky carefree life she thought was the gypsy life (because it was the life she knew from her own experience), but really all she could see in other people was herself, because she was a narcissist.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the gypsy mug.The Boys of Summer are still opening for Kansas, they don't have their own thing yet. No advancement/promotion, (Boys 2 Summer Men, even Boys 2 Summer Guys) just the good old Boys of Summer still.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Boys of Summer mug.The Boys of Summer, they're not going to be around much longer, Kansas is trying to get rid of them and consolidate their act, they're a dying breed.
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Get the Boys of Summer mug.Someone that doesn't like their own shit, they like what they think other people would like, so that other people will like them.
Bach von Hitler never liked Nirvana as a kid, she liked Barney the Purple Dinosaur and Lil Kim, but now she's claiming to be a Nirvana fan because her brother she never got along with influenced her taste in music, which is bullshit coming from a poseur's mouth of the south, and trying to draw attention to the gift horse's mouth, as always.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the poseur mug.Poseur with 1200 grit sandpaper tongue- That guy is the poseur's poseur, his tongue is just too smooth, and he's probably a government agent, he's not one of us.
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Poseur with 800 grit sandpaper tongue- You are playing yourself, that guy is a poseur like us.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Government agent mug.Someone that goes the Joan Rivers route after trying the high route and every other route. Someone that made fun of something or someone, then turned into it.
The poseur always used to make fun of people that were different or not like him/her at school, next thing you know, he/she is claiming to be different/colorful/quirky in another town than the one he/she went to school in where hardly anybody from his/her town knows him/her well enough (from childhood) to notice this bullshit. Now he/she goes by a different name and image, one closer to an imitation of the people he/she once made fun of.
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Get the Poseur mug.Someone that liked Barney the purple dinosaur, Power Rangers, Lil Kim, Britney Spears, and a bunch of other bubblegum pop or mainstream music as a kid and tried to make fun of "weird" music like Nirvana, Nine Inch nails, or even Marilyn Manson, (calling it devil's music or music for people obsessed with sex) then at an oppurtune time in life when he/she sees an advantage or benefit in doing so, claims to love this kind of music and memorizes all the songs, lyrics, and life stories about them so that he/she will beat anybody (Buzz Lightyear style) at his/her superficial, trivia kind of knowledge of music history game about each band.
The poseur doesn't listen to the music to go back to another time, it's not really anywhere in his/her memory or heart, he/she holds nothing sacred, it's just a means to an end for him/her to try and gain newfound stripes with a group of people that he/she hopes won't see right through him/her.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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