Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Exceptional dork
The dork girl was the one in the picture with the other dork posing with boxing gloves or something that would make her look tougher or different than the other dork. She must have been one exceptional dork.
Exceptional dork by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
Double standard
If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.
People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.
Double standard by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
five foot nothing heartthrob
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.
five foot nothing heartthrob by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021
Liquid birds/bees
The kinds of birds and bees that think marching or putting signs or posters everywhere is solidifying or hardening them.
The Liquid birds/bees claimed to be in solidarity with this cause or country or that cause or country, but really they were an enemy of anything that wasn't pro liquid birds/bees.
Liquid birds/bees by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Double standard
When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.
The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.
Double standard by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
liquid bird
liquid bird by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Liquid bee
Liquid bee by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021