Definitions by The Original Agahnim
poseur
Somebody that changes their hair and eye color on a week to week basis so that they can keep acting tough all the time.
The poseur never kept the same look long enough for anybody to actually hold her to the same standards that males were held to, which was a double standard.
poseur by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
Whitest boy alive
Kind of like the noble savage, there is whitest boy alive, he doesn't exist. There is nobody as shy and naive as the description. People are just people, and the weak one is the one always looking for the weak one to try and walk all over or take advantage of, no matter what they look like.
There is no whitest boy alive any more than there is a blackest boy alive, though you don't hear many black guys arrogant enough to call some guy the blackest boy alive.
Whitest boy alive by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
Kindness
Whenever cops are handing people free money in cash, even if it's around the holidays, and don't want their faces shown, it makes some people wonder where the money came from and why they're really so eager to get rid of it. At least the ones that aren't unsuspecting.
Nobody would pay a business in kindness, so people must wonder why cops are all of a sudden being as "kind" as they are in some cities. The people that haven't taken anything from anybody aren't going around handing out $100 bills, even if they are rich.
Kindness by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
Dork
The dork wanted to go around like she owned the place she wasn't even originally from, she wanted the kind of power to do that, and the money was just a means to an end.
Dork by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
Dork
Someone that doesn't think a billionaire's party is as overrated as the other people that went to it, including the billionaire (usually because it's another oppurtunity for the dork to see and be seen which equals power to the dork, and it's another oppurtunity to gain status, money/funds, and connections).
The dork was the one that always tried to make the parties seem more exciting and intriguiging than they actually were, but would still talk about hype coming from other people besides him/her.
Dork by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
Dork
The dork thought she was the new guard, sent to take over the socialite world by storm, and kick out all the longtime, unique, or original inhabitants of the town to do it. She was one vicious girl.
Dork by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
Dork
Someone that wants to be a socialite. Someone that has to pretend to be somebody else to get accepted by a group of people, usually because their life would be boring, unoriginal, unimaginative, and plain without the pretense of being this other intriguing person that people are actually interested in/pay attention to, or want to know/want around.
The actress was a natural tomboy and was naturally loose in social situations, and the dork was so impressed by her that she was everything the dork wanted to be (except a scam artist/poseur). The actress wasn't someone people wanted to go away whenever she was around, even as herself, and that was the difference between the actress as herself and the dork when she tried to be herself.
Dork by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021