Definitions by The Original Agahnim
200 percent
An athlete that says he (or she) is always giving 200 percent, or says something like I got two of those when somebody asks him (or her) about heart is a little bit suspect. It makes you wonder who else's heart they cut out and put in his chest, and what they had to take out of him to make extra room for another transplanted heart. It doesn't seem like a guy with 2 hearts would be in good health most of the time, it seems like the extra heart would blow out like a speaker at some point.
200 percent by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021
The Indian that grew from concrete
Even more heroic than a rose growing from concrete these days, since it's so rare to meet an Indian.
It was hard not to smile when you saw a real Indian in the Thanksgiving parade, to let people know they were still around. The Indian that grew from concrete lived on in a time when many had gone extinct.
The Indian that grew from concrete by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021
Boygenius
Line from script of Black Dahlia-
Emmitt Linscomb- Madeleine is my pretty one, but Martha is my certified genius!
To boygenius and females like boygenius- Yesterday the earth was flat and only males were celebrated as geniuses. Today, it turns out the earth is not flat, and both sexes are already celebrated as geniuses, and it isn't a remarkable or new thing. Now you know, so there's no more excuse for your jealousy.
Emmitt Linscomb- Madeleine is my pretty one, but Martha is my certified genius!
To boygenius and females like boygenius- Yesterday the earth was flat and only males were celebrated as geniuses. Today, it turns out the earth is not flat, and both sexes are already celebrated as geniuses, and it isn't a remarkable or new thing. Now you know, so there's no more excuse for your jealousy.
Boygenius by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021
Black Santa Claus
Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.
Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.
Black Santa Claus by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Unicycle bracelet
Unicycle bracelet by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Looney tunes
People that buy jewelry made of tricycle parts and propellors from Remote Control helicopters or drones.
Those goons were fuckin looney tunes, they were wearing chains and necklaces made from tricycle parts and remote control helicopters, there were too many parts spinning at one time not to drive the guy who's home they broke in crazy.
Looney tunes by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Dollar signs
Someone that tells people if they want a tree canopy, don't buy goods from Amazon (since Amazon builds warehouses), which is a lot like saying if they want a tree canopy, don't buy the houses the real estate market/development they profit from and are involved in is selling. Either way, somebody that tells you that is going to see dollar signs in something, and try to clear cut the trees and walk all over the land and the people there to get them.
As long as people see dollar signs, they are going to try and clear cut trees, it doesn't really matter to them what the land is used for, as long as they get what they want (and buying a few goods via Amazon is not wanting much compared to the millions they could make off the land they had clear cut, so it isn't the people they call sheeple that are taking more than they need off Amazon, and usually people that buy off Amazon already know they are part of the problem).
Dollar signs by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021