Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Tornado
The bitter end result of the process of the sky spiralling downward and falling all the way to the ground.
The tornado left nothing to smile about, nature is just fucking miserable when it gets even with humans. If the grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry were really rooting for the people and not the tornado, they wouldn't keep following the storms around with their news cameras and their microphones, but they don't give a fuck about you any more than the people asking for donations. They give a fuck about convincing everyone they are still in control of the situation (maintaining power), and that's it.
Tornado by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Generosity
Generousity is questionable.
Goodwill shopper- This is a beautiful Burberry Purse, it doesn't look like it's been touched, I wonder why somebody would donate this item. It must be someone with unparalleled generosity that did this.
Generosity by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Reptilian poseur
Someone that spends most of their life trying to coup somebody else's life and get credit for living their life rather than doing things that actually interest them or what they really wanted to do as a kid. Someone that says they are passionate about music for example (despite not really holding anything sacred) and wants to become a musician not because they actually love music, but mostly to coup the life of someone they know who thought about becoming a musician when they grew up, discouraging the other person from ever trying or even thinking there is a point once they know it will only become another pointless battle for supremacy or some other bullshit their best efforts will get turned into that make the entire thing something other than a party or anything else fun or exciting that it seemed to be when it started out.
Be careful what you share with the mouth of the south, she is looking to coup anything you have any interest in doing with your life from you so that you can never get a life together, thus making you the failure and the fool forever (the weak one). It's too bad that even a poseur can somehow manage to end up in a history book as something other than who they really are, and many people will believe it rather than question what they read, that gives the Reptilian poseur a path to power to walk all over others to get there.
Reptilian poseur by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Dino riders
Kids TV shows went from dinosaur tanks and armored dinosaurs to dorks singing goofy songs with Barney the purple dinosaur in just a few years, and people wonder why some of us don't like change.
Dino riders was what people would really do with a dinosaur if they found any, even if it was a cartoon there was a touch of reality to it. Barney was a goofy show for goofy kids.
Dino riders by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
New order
In just a couple years TV for kids went from Ninja Turtles to Power Rangers, so what do people think the new order of kids that grew up on Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur are going to do with the world if they get the New Kingdom they are trying to make happen?
The New Order of kids actually thought the Power Rangers was awesome when it came out, which is a lot like describing secret police or SS as awesome. They also thought Barney the purple dinosaur was awesome, which is just plain disturbing. These are the kinds of kids that got ideas from watching the 90's show that had a goofy song with a line "Brother for sale, 25 cents" on how to make the dollar signs in their eyes from a young age.
New order by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Counter culture coup
When a group of people acts like people they previously tried to make fun of or call weird earlier in life, but they're actually replacing anything that is unique (or old) with something a bit more bubblegum pop (or new) and mainstream (but don't want their activities to be transparent or obvious to anyone) by claiming to be/posing as the raw person's kind of raw, the outlaw's outlaw.
He/she/they were a part of a secret society/organization trying to launch a successful counter culture coup that established counter surveillance on anything that represented anything left of the old counter culture to replace it with a new bland version of it, and a new guard to guard it.
Counter culture coup by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Roberta Ford
Roberta Ford wanted to be the star of the show, so she tried to undermine, overpower, walk over, or get rid of anybody that wasn't part of her program.
Roberta Ford by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021