Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Indirect aggression 

Doing everything to say fuck you to somebody without saying fuck you, or doing everything to indicate that somebody wants to pick a fight with somebody without actually starting one. Indirect agression isn't entirely passive, so it's not passive aggressive. The person is actively looking for trouble, they are just doing so in an indirect way.

He/she was a master of indirect aggression tactics.

Indirect aggression by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021

Side eye 

Giving somebody a side eye and actually starting a fight with somebody are two different things.

The guy/girl could give somebody a side eye all day long and still nothing happens, so there isn't much point in saying I'll do this if this person does that if nothing has happened yet. It's just another person trying to get a reaction out of somebody, the same way they do when they call somebody a name other than their first name.

Side eye by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021

Cowpunchers 

A group of more than one cowpuncher.

Yea that guy went and jumped the fence and got in there and started slugging the cows, trying to get them to tip over. I think he was one of them cowpunchers.

Cowpunchers by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021

Cowpuncher 

A guy that beats the shit out of cattle.

The sheriff had seen enough, and started to smack the cowpuncher around and ask him how he liked it. What kind of a coward beats the shit out of livestock?

Cowpuncher by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021

Drone 

A guy that impregnates a female, but does little else for his family, though he doesn't always die right after he mates. Named after a drone bee.

Cooley- That man is not your father, he's just a drone that got your mother pregnant, that's why you don't know the man.

Drone by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021

Good terms 

Something two people in a fight, or at war, are never on.

Those two are not going to be on good terms.

Good terms by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021

Sports playoffs 

If sports are really just games, and the planet revolves around the sun, and not sports, then what is really at stake in the playoffs? If you take enough things in life seriously already, you know that because none of the players are dying in the games, there is nothing to have a sense of urgency or desperation in life. You can't take trophies or rings with you when you pass, so none of it really matters.

Sports and sports playoffs are the last thing in life to have a sense of urgency in life about, or even take seriously, and yet a lot of people still treat sports events like the most important thing in life and the world. Somebody that thinks a team needs more of a sense of urgency to win a stupid fucking ball game because it's the playoffs is not a serious person, just an uber competitive hype minded person. In reality sports playoffs are not a big deal.

Sports playoffs by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021