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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Invisible 

Not on one particular radar or another for popularity or anything else.
He was an invisible man, not an invinceable man.

Mama's girl 

Someone that deep down knows they are still the same soft mama's girl they were as a kid, hiding from all the monsters of her past, whether in plain sight or out of sight. Under the hellion on the surface is the same person they always were, trying to change the way people think and view them, which is why they always want change just a little bit more than everybody else (it could possibly be they want a sex change they don't want anybody to know about more than everybody else).
The mama's girl would imitate tomboys to get people to protect her (whether they knew her well or not at all). Even the true tomboys would stand up for and defend her, thinking she reminded them of themselves.

Mama's girl 

Someone that deep down knows they are still the soft mama's girl they were as a kid, hiding from the monsters of her past. Under the hellion on the surface, the person she was never changed.
The mama's girl always imitated a tomboy as a defense mechanism, to get people around her to protect her (even the true tomboys would stand up for her and defend her, though they didn't know her well).

Lamb chop 

What Lorena Bobbitt did to John Bobbitt.
Lorena Bobbitt gave John Bobbitt the lamb chop for thinking he was a bigger prick than everybody else.

Birth control glasses 

Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?
Someone trying to play your side was never on your side, no matter what they tell you.
There are as many sides for some people to play as there are sides.

Fall guys 

What the people the media calls criminals usually really are, the ones that took the falls for the ones that betrayed them.
The media tells you those guys are criminals, but in reality there is no honor amongst the people that had them arrested, since they are the same ones that betrayed them. The same people that tricked them into getting locked up are the ones that trick vacationers out of their money, then report about it on the media to defer suspicion somewhere else. Fall guys are picked by these people based on their weaknesses, so that they become targets when the going gets tough, or when people would start to suspect them instead of the people they say are the criminals (kind of like scapegoats that make themselves easy to find).