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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Someone that doesn't bring your drink fast enough.
That little punk didn't get the Oklahoma Kid's drink to her in 7 minutes time.
Punk by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
Somebody that doesn't bring you a drink fast enough.
That stuttering, mumbling little punk just told you go fuck yourself because he drank the drink you told him to go get, since he couldn't tell the difference between you and a mirage. Are you gonna let him get away with that, what is this world coming to?
Punk by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
Credible and true are two different things, though it is often implied that credible and true are the same.
A movie is credible, there are are credits given to actors, directors, producers, sound and lighting crews, music, and anyone else involved in making the movie, and yet the movie is still 2 hours or so of unbelievable bullshit trying to pass itself off as believeable, (or feasible, as some would call it) which is really what people are doing when they call something credible. Saying something is credible encourages people not to keep questioning it, stopping just short of telling them they can't question it.
Credible by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
Where you're originally from.
Her nest wasn't the same as that of her siblings.
Nest by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
Something not everybody does, no matter how much they're encouraged to.
The reason tomorrow is just another game to change for him/her is that he/she wants people to forget the who, what, where, when, and why of what happened today (because he/she thinks it's a game to everyone involved). If you go back far enough, he/she wants you to forget what he/she was really like as a kid, versus his/her image today, despite him/her always telling people to be themselves.
Forget by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021

Caribbean pufferfish haircut 

A haircut that looks like a Caribbean pufferfish.
Guy- I like your Caribbean pufferfish haircut.

Girl- Don't you have anything positive to say hater?
Someone that thinks they are more humble and less narcissistic than they really are.
The dork thought she was a beacon of humility and hope, when really she always showed up like she owned the place to be inflammatory to anyone originally from there.
Dork by The Original Agahnim August 28, 2021