why do i exist?

i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer

person 1; "why do i exist?"
person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."

by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

Fortnite

no

person 1; "you wanna play fortnite..."
person 2; "NO!"

by The One You Call God October 02, 2020

God

me

"it'sa me, God!"

by The One You Call God September 11, 2020

old mcdonald

an old mother fucker who owns a farm somewhere and doesn't even make drugs

old mcdonald had a farm, EA EA SPORTS

by The One You Call God September 11, 2020

oh no.

a sarcastic way to say that you don't care about something

person 1; "my mom died"
person 2; "oh no. my bad."

by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

dick

you

you know what i'm talking about, DICK

by The One You Call God September 11, 2020

A

i will not give such a stupid person an explanation of what A stands for

you are A disgrace to the human race

by The One You Call God September 30, 2020