When someone is bonkers but they know what bonkers means so if you directly say that they're bonkers they will get sad so chompers is your best option to not ruin that friendship
me: a cow has 2 milk tits
friend: no they have 4
me: no its either 2 or 1,3645,368264
friend: ... u have gone chompers
friend: no they have 4
me: no its either 2 or 1,3645,368264
friend: ... u have gone chompers
by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020
Combination of jerk and stupid. Donkey* and Trump. Karen and Karen. The list goes on.
Oh, wait, another one: me and me.
*from Shrek
Oh, wait, another one: me and me.
*from Shrek
jay- Yo, that guy just spit in that girl's face!
ken- What a jupid.
jay- Let's go punch him!
ken- Rule #1: leave the jupid alone or he will be a jupid to you
ken- What a jupid.
jay- Let's go punch him!
ken- Rule #1: leave the jupid alone or he will be a jupid to you
by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020
friend- yo let's break that glass and throw a rock at that barking dog
me- hell nah dawg, didn't u kno peta's watchin'?
friend- nah fam
me- hell nah dawg, didn't u kno peta's watchin'?
friend- nah fam
by The Neighbour's Kid May 29, 2020
the best game ever invented my mojang in may 17 2009 it so gud like u can place blocks and build cool stuff and there are dis things called realms which are normal worlds with already built cool stuff and u can pet dogs awwwwwwwwwwwww so cute man u can also hit them then they turn demonic and start biting u. Its worse when there are a bunch of dogs and they all start hitting u then u die but there is skywars, skyblock and much more. there's the Java edition and the Bedrock edition Java is for PC and Bedrock for consoles. there are these creatures called shulkers that they shoot u and if u get hit u levitate for a short time and that's called a status effect. pewdiepie plays this game and currently he has 45 videos to prove Minecraft god. that's all guys see u later!!
minecraft is good
by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020
The one best thing you will ever experience in your life. It's about a 12-yro named Finn and a 28-yro dog named Jake. Jake is a space shifter. They together rescue princesses (there are more here than in Disney) mostly from the Ice King (Simon Petrikov) and Jake has like 7 babies and he's married to a rainbow noodle with a horn named Lady Rainicorn. Finn has a crush on 3 princesses but only gets ultimately close to one named Huntress Wizard. There is so much lore that it is inhuman to fit it all in a user-controlled encyclopedia about shrex and such. I highly recommend it as it is my favourite show of all time and always will be. And there is nothing in my life that ever made me happier than hearing that there will be more seasons. It has the best catchphrase too: What time is it? Adventure Time!"
Yo Jim did u see the last episode of Adventure Time yesterday?
Yeah I cried.
Me too. But did u know there will be more episodes? It's not over!
HELL YEAH OH SHIT MY LIFE!!
Yeah I cried.
Me too. But did u know there will be more episodes? It's not over!
HELL YEAH OH SHIT MY LIFE!!
by The Neighbour's Kid May 28, 2020