The Neighbour's Kid's definitions

alakazam wakabam hella jam

when ur on drugs and u think ur a magician

me: alakazam wakabam hella jam
girl: *skirt flies up*
me: hehe it worked baby

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

Jupid

Combination of jerk and stupid. Donkey* and Trump. Karen and Karen. The list goes on.

Oh, wait, another one: me and me.
*from Shrek

jay- Yo, that guy just spit in that girl's face!
ken- What a jupid.
jay- Let's go punch him!
ken- Rule #1: leave the jupid alone or he will be a jupid to you

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

AFAHPUSJ

As
Fast
As
Humanly
Possible
U
Slow
Jerk

me- My items are gonna despawn!!
also me- Get there AFAHPUSJ!!!
my friend who helps me- ok ok jeez

by The Neighbour's Kid May 23, 2020

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%ˆ&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?````¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷

Every single keyboard letter with shift and alt.

me- *is bored*
also me- `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%ˆ&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?````¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷
Google- No results found.

by The Neighbour's Kid May 27, 2020

Person

a person

i am a person

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

bibbity bobbity man

A bibbity bobbity man is someone who does "Bibbity bobbity ur ______ is now my property" at everyone.

Joe- bibbity bobbity ur tits are now my property
Amanda- ok have at 'em
Joe- hell yeah juicy jugs on the way
Joe- *thinks* ye im such a bibbity bobbity man!

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

skrs

Used in the internet alongside "kkkkkkkk" and "hahaha". You see it mostly in Minecraft when someone dies or just is acting funny. But technically no because it is classified as "insulting". Still usable doe.

me- look at bajunkerpatooie he just died to a common revolver!
dudes1-50- skrskrskrskrskrksrksrks
dude who died- oh no here we go again

by The Neighbour's Kid May 20, 2020