The Neighbour's Kid's definitions

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Every single keyboard letter with shift and alt.

me- *is bored*
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by The Neighbour's Kid May 27, 2020

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mruh

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by The Neighbour's Kid May 28, 2020

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mruh

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by The Neighbour's Kid May 28, 2020

hell nah dawg

When your mate comes up with the worst idea possible in the current bad situation.

friend- yo let's break that glass and throw a rock at that barking dog
me- hell nah dawg, didn't u kno peta's watchin'?
friend- nah fam

by The Neighbour's Kid May 29, 2020

AFAHPUSJ

As
Fast
As
Humanly
Possible
U
Slow
Jerk

me- My items are gonna despawn!!
also me- Get there AFAHPUSJ!!!
my friend who helps me- ok ok jeez

by The Neighbour's Kid May 23, 2020

alakazam wakabam hella jam

when ur on drugs and u think ur a magician

me: alakazam wakabam hella jam
girl: *skirt flies up*
me: hehe it worked baby

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

Jupid

Combination of jerk and stupid. Donkey* and Trump. Karen and Karen. The list goes on.

Oh, wait, another one: me and me.
*from Shrek

jay- Yo, that guy just spit in that girl's face!
ken- What a jupid.
jay- Let's go punch him!
ken- Rule #1: leave the jupid alone or he will be a jupid to you

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020