The Neighbour's Kid's definitions

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Every single keyboard letter with shift and alt.

me- *is bored*
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by The Neighbour's Kid May 27, 2020

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mruh

what _____

by The Neighbour's Kid May 28, 2020

hell nah dawg

When your mate comes up with the worst idea possible in the current bad situation.

friend- yo let's break that glass and throw a rock at that barking dog
me- hell nah dawg, didn't u kno peta's watchin'?
friend- nah fam

by The Neighbour's Kid May 29, 2020

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mruh

what _____

by The Neighbour's Kid May 28, 2020

mega flash

when u drink too much g fuel while playing call of duty and you get kinda drunk

me- hey hey what up dawg i lik ham and cheese e on pikles of rik
friend- shit u have gone mega flash
me- vroom vroom I'm flash I run fast!!!

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

Pinguino

A penguin but taller, stronger and has more girls. He's also rich and steals your pocket money every day on your way to Artic College™. He works for the best companies that give him first-class flights to wherever he needs to be just by asking.

His name is usually Brendon or Darryl, Charles or Freck. He has a Scottish accent but says the notorious "g'day mate" from Australia for some reason. He's really buff and has multiple world records of fastest runner, strongest penguin and the face of Antartica. His mom gives him the privilege to scream in his mic without a problem when playing Fortnite and stream-sniping Ninja. So basically, the penguin everyone wants to be.

Happy Feet penguin- oh no here comes Brendon!
Brendon- wheres the money jerk nut?
Happy Feet penguin- in my ass mother******!
Brendon- oh yeah? *puts his hand in his ass*
Brendon- haha I found it. later nerd!
Happy Feet penguin- what a jerk pinguino.

by The Neighbour's Kid May 24, 2020

Jupid

Combination of jerk and stupid. Donkey* and Trump. Karen and Karen. The list goes on.

Oh, wait, another one: me and me.
*from Shrek

jay- Yo, that guy just spit in that girl's face!
ken- What a jupid.
jay- Let's go punch him!
ken- Rule #1: leave the jupid alone or he will be a jupid to you

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020