The Muffin Man 69's definitions

wiggeritis

N.
A mentally crippling and degenerative disease in which a white person (usually male) not only tries to be, but actually thinks that they are black. If you ask them what their race is they will always respond by saying they are black. Usually looked at as a joke since the fact that they are white but trying to act black makes everything they do extremely comical. Those at the highest risk for wiggeritis are white males in their early teens to mid twenties and live in a middle to upperclass society. Wiggeritis, unfortunatly, rarely ever reverses itself.

That white boy has got a serious case of wiggeritis.

by The Muffin Man 69 April 24, 2009

Drury Lane

The alleged hide out of the murderous Muffin Man.

I heard the muffin man lives on drury lane.

by The Muffin Man 69 April 24, 2009

dresscode nazi

When a teacher or administrator at a school is more concerned with students following the set dresscode rules of the school than educating the students. This staff member is for the most part avoided as much as possible by the entire student body. Usually this person has the uncanny ability to spot a dresscode violation from more than a mile away. The dresscode nazi is one of the most hated staff members at any school.

person 1: "Dude, why did you get suspended?"
person 2: "The freaking dresscode nazi saw the hole in the pocket of my jeans."

by The Muffin Man 69 April 24, 2009

sometimes edger

N.

A person who doesn't fully understand what Straight Edge is and says that they are Edge "sometimes", just because they think it will make them cool.

Person 1: "I'm straightedge but I sometimes do drugs."

Person 2: "You're such a sometimes edger."

by The Muffin Man 69 April 21, 2009

cactusodomy

the act of sodomizing someone with a cactus.

Person 1: "That was horribly disgusting!"
Person 2: "No, that was cactusodomy

by The Muffin Man 69 April 17, 2009

Reggaecore

A genre of music involving hardcore riffs with incorporated reggae patterned riffs and is very unorthodox compared to what is usually thought of from a subgenre of hardcore.

That band plays some really brutal reggaecore.

by The Muffin Man 69 April 13, 2009

Negro-slang

Name for the type of slang that is used by black people. Words for the most part sound like complete nonsense and consist of words such as "work" that are simply mispelled to say "wurk" and suddenly are given a completely different meaning. Many of the words are sexual references.

That negro-slang makes no sense at all.

by The Muffin Man 69 April 13, 2009