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muffatofu

A small muffin made of the vegetarian substance/substitute tofu. Often confused with a muffamoo.

Silly-poo, you didn't realize that it wasn't made of meat; it's only a muffatofu!

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An abnormally shaped muffin that is made of/lookslike/tastes like a cow. Usually the kind you'd find on a normal farm.

The vegetarian in my class refused to eat the muffamoo. Too bad she didn't know that it was a muffatofu.

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