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The Qur'an contains 6,666 verses.

The qur'an took 23 years to complete and was written by The Prophet Muhammad but handed down to him by a higher power.

The qur'an is divided into thirty equal divisions, which are called juz in Arabic. There are 114 chapters and 336,233 letters.

There are 6666 verses in The Qur'an.

by The Moody Poet November 24, 2006

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gay card

Like the pussy card accept used only between gay men to grant each other favours for sex.

To use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has sex with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.

Andy used the gay card on Will and got the promotion he wanted. Although Will was 58 and Andy was only 19, Andy was eager to get a head in the workplace.

"Andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prostitute!"

"Now Andy has aids and is nearly dead, Toby will play the aids card to get Andy's job."

by The Moody Poet January 20, 2007

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transexual

A transexual is what judges and politicians do in their spare time after work.

A transexual is when a man gets dressed up in women's clothing i.e. panties, bra, lacy crotchless knickers, suspenders, mini skirt, slutty wig, riding crop whip... You horny yet? You get the idea, or just look up the American politican Hoover.

See transsexual, tranny, trany, working girl,The Prophet Muhammad, Drag Queen, Queen of Hollywood, Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons or Elda Furry.

Hoover said in his best transexual voice, "Does this red mini-skirt make me look too commy Hedda?"

"Please Hoover I'm on a call at the moment!"

"But Hedda the phones not even plugged in!"

by The Moody Poet August 23, 2006

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6666

This is how many verses are in the Koran. Despite the other person saying it is not, just google it to see proof. It is very similiar to the devils number 666 and this is why Muslims don't want you to know about it.

There are 6666 verses in the koran.

by The Moody Poet April 14, 2007

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I carried a watermelon

From 'Dirty Dancing', 'I carried a watermelon' is when an innocent looking cute girl has slept with so many guys at the hotel, the only thing that is going to satisfy her at the party is a giant watermelon.

'I carried a watermelon' is a polite way for upper class girls to say they have fucked everyone in the hotel, school and university, and now only a watermelon can satisfy them sexually. See Annabel Chong or Scarlett O'Hara.

Baby walks into the busy party, meets a cute guy.

BABY: (looking down and shy) I carried a watermelon.
JOHNY: I know baby your a slut!
PENNY: Don't do it Johny! Don't fuck that rich bitch! She's not only carrying a watermelon, but she's probably carrying AIDS!
JOHNY: Don't be a jealous skank Penny, and you know that's not polite to speak to the hotel patrons like that. Instead of saying she has AIDS, next time use the rich bitch term and say she has a House in Virginia!

Penny shits on the ground in front of the packed party and walks out in disgust!

by The Moody Poet August 28, 2006

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toey

2 B Horny!

Can also mean to be on edge, on your toes, or upset about something.

2 B upset and skirt around the issue.

"I'm toey!" "Blow me Bitch!"

"Why are you so toey tonight?"

"I'm pregnant! "Charles wants me to have an abortion ok!!!"

"Well that's a nice change, you knowing who the father is!"

"Now whose being toey you fucking paddle slap?"

by The Moody Poet January 06, 2007

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