The Moody Poet's definitions

Dick Smoking

When one dick just ain't enough!!!

Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.

"Fuck!" "Your mouth smells like a dirty fuck'n urinal!"

"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"

"You go to Club 80?"

"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

matricide

Matricide is the act of killing one's mother.

In the movie Psycho Norman Bates committed matricide by killing his own mother because she was constantly meddling, screaming and calling all his girlfriends sluts and dirty. What was even more freaky, is that after he buried her, he began to miss her, so he dug her back up again and pretended that she was still alive by dressing up as her and pretending that he was her. Norman also kept her corpse fresh with taxidermy and whenever he was let out of the nuthouse he would constantly dig his mother up to be with her.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

suicide watch

When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.

Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.

Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.

Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!

TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Sin Watch

Sin watch is when you try and help a person who gives their permission to keep an eye on them and you give them support so they won't sin.

I put myself on sin watch so I wouldn't use a mosque as a urinal or a shitter again.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

regicide

To kill the King.

To kill the Queen.

To kill a Monarch.

Queen Elizabeth I was forced to commit regicide in executing Mary Queen of Scots, but ultimately had no choice since Mary Queen of Scots was continuously plotting acts of failed regicide against her cousin Queen Elizabeth I.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

cutter

The act of using your body as a canvas to paint the tears of your heart.

A cutter is someone whose heart has been broken.

Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

AIDS-Fuck

An AIDS-Fuck is someone who knowingly spreads AIDS/HIV without thought or conscience to the victim their infecting.

An AIDS-Fuck is someone who goes out of their way to infect unsuspecting victims with contaminated blood or semen.

An AIDS-Fuck is said to be most at work when they are first diagnosed with HIV and go on an infecting crusade to deal with the loss they feel.

"Did you hear that dirty little AIDS-Fuck from Coburg was arrested for infecting guys and girls with HIV?" "What an AIDS-Fuck!"

"I hope Sarah doesn't go home with the slimy bastard from that club, he looks like a definite AIDS-Fuck." See Indonesia.

"Did you hear Tina slept with that African guy Mohib?" "I bet she just got the AIDS-Fuck of her young life!"

"Hey 'Baby Pimp' I gotta get my ass streetside to give those hot rodeo's the AIDS-Fuck of their young lives!"

by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007