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gay card

Like the pussy card accept used only between gay men to grant each other favours for sex.

To use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has sex with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.
Andy used the gay card on Will and got the promotion he wanted. Although Will was 58 and Andy was only 19, Andy was eager to get a head in the workplace.

"Andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prostitute!"

"Now Andy has aids and is nearly dead, Toby will play the aids card to get Andy's job."
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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touched up

When somebody touches you sexually when there not suppose to.
Today at mosque I was touched up by the Meat Sheik.
by The Moody Poet August 1, 2007
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Santa Whores

The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!

The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!

Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"

"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"

"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"

"There all Santa Whores!!!"

"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Cock-Death

Cock-Death is when a girl or guy chokes to death on a cock while having a fuck!

Cock-Death is when a penis strangles, throttles, suffocates or asphyxiates a girl or guy to death, usually during sexual intercourse.

Cock-Death is a medical term used when an autopsy concludes that the patient died having their airways and lungs blocked by a penis during intercourse.
"I mean that must have been some really hard kink for Mandy to die of Cock-Death like that on her wedding night!"

"I heard she had 2 cocks in her mouth when she died and that the insurance company is thinking of changing Cock-Death to Cocks-Death just for her." "What a tribute!"

"Amanda from Melrose Place will die of Cock-Death in an up-coming episode but will be brought back by Billy using CPR."

"Apparently Chris nearly died from cock-death last night."
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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PBUH

PBUH is an abbreviation for Piss Be Upon Him.
He was constantly at war so we all had to say PBUH, piss be upon him!
by The Moody Poet August 20, 2007
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Piss Slut

A person without any morals that will let anyone take a piss on them!

A person that gains sexual gratification from being pissed on in a group orgy.

A Piss-Slut is much like a golden shower slut accept far much more dirty. They will go well and beyond and do anything involving piss! Drink it, Lick it, Fuck with it, Gargle it, Freeze it, Defrost it, Cook with it...
"FUCK YOU! YOU PISS-SLUT!"

"Did you see what that piss slut did in that golden shower porno?"

Amanda looked at Tammi and said, "There's a difference between what I do and what you do!" "I do golden showers!" "Your just a piss slut that does anything!"

'The Piss Slut Lovers Cook Book' said that it may be a fresh and alternative change from using cooking oil to using your own piss in the frying pan when camping in ruggard bushland or maybe even cooking at home?
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
mugGet the Piss Slutmug.

toey

2 B Horny!

Can also mean to be on edge, on your toes, or upset about something.

2 B upset and skirt around the issue.
"I'm toey!" "Blow me Bitch!"

"Why are you so toey tonight?"

"I'm pregnant! "Charles wants me to have an abortion ok!!!"

"Well that's a nice change, you knowing who the father is!"

"Now whose being toey you fucking paddle slap?"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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