100 definitions by The Milk Man Cometh
by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020
Paleoosteophile: a person sexually aroused by fossilised bones of extinct animals. The fossils are used in sexual activity such as inserting into the rectum for sexual stimulus or having sex with any appropriately sized holes in the fossil.
He was caught red handed, there was no denying that he was a Paleoosteophile
by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020
by The Milk Man Cometh November 22, 2020
Dirty Saint Christopher: the act of ejaculating into the face of a priest through the window of a confessional box, either consensual or not.
by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020
Sad case that hasn't moved out of their mommas house yet despite being in their 30's and having kids of their own. Probably waiting on their mom to die so they don't have to buy their own house
by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020
A very dry yet loose pussy in need of lots of lube. Once lubed you can easily fit your whole hand inside. She will just lay there though on her back and say "best get the lube". She will lay there missionary with her quick sand tits and slug nipples sinking into them whilst you slip inside now safe in the knowledge that you ain't gonna get a sandpaper rash.
Best get the lube out im like the mojave again down there. You'll need to excavate my slug like nipples from my quick sand tits too
by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020