The Midwestrn Soldier's definitions

southerner

a term referring to about 50-60 million people who live in the Southeast. Many of these people are generally good, and the majority of them also have a strong sense of morals and traditional family values, which is very important. However, about a quarter or so of them, usually referred to as rednecks or white trash, are not good people. They only make up less than 20 million of them though, and there are also rednecks in The North, too, so its not just The South.

Southerners (the people who live in the states below Kentucky and Missouri) are usually more hospitable and moral than a lot of people in the Northeast or on the West Coast.

by The Midwestrn Soldier July 26, 2005

Carew Tower

The tallest building in the city of Cincinnati, Ohio. It is around 49 stories (or floors) high. The most interesting thing about the Carew Tower is that the Empire State Building in New York was modeled directly after the Carew Tower. The only difference is, the Carew Tower is brown, and the Empire State Building is gray and twice as tall. This large Cincinnati skyscraper features the American Flag on its top spire, and a shopping mall on its first two floors.

The Carew Tower was completed in 1931.

by The Midwestrn Soldier December 10, 2004

Ward Churchill

An anti-American bastard. 'Nuff said.

Ward Churchill is probably going to Hell when he dies.

by The Midwestrn Soldier February 23, 2005

Civil War

Best, shortest definitions possible:
1.) A war between two factions of the same country or nation-state.
2.) The greatest conflict in American history lasting from Spring of 1861 to Summer of 1865.

The Civil War is the defining epic in America's history.

by The Midwestrn Soldier November 30, 2004

Homofag

This is an insult or label against homos or faggits that is less-commonly heard, and is usually only said by a small number of people spread out across America.
The format of this word is the contraction of "homosexual" or "homo", and of "faggot", "faggit", or "fag".
May also be pronounced as homuh-fag.

Damn, those liberal hippies sure are a bunch of homofags.

by The Midwestrn Soldier May 1, 2005

manipulation

A great song by Chicago The Band. It is the first track on the 1980 album "Chicago XIV" (or Chicago 14).

Robert Lamm does the lead vocals on "Manipulation".

by The Midwestrn Soldier March 23, 2005

Elizabethtown

The largest city in Kentucky between Owensboro and Louisville, each of which are about 50 miles or so from this location. The city has a population of about 24,000 and consists of many fast-food and sit-down restaurants, shopping centers, and considerably-good schools.

Elizabethtown's nickname is E-town.

by The Midwestrn Soldier November 30, 2004