A distinct compound word conjoining the words "fap" and "able". Literally, this means: "possible to masturbate to". This elegant adjective is used to describe a sexy babe to which it is quite possible to find yourself ejaculating explosively to. She must be at least a 7/10. Have some self respect; masturbation is a art, not sexual a whim.
" Hey Ron! Check out this babe, she's totally fapable!"
" That bitch is one fapable hoe... Mmm-Mmmm."
"Scarlett Johansson is MORE than fapable! Totally would-fap."
"Fapable."
" That bitch is one fapable hoe... Mmm-Mmmm."
"Scarlett Johansson is MORE than fapable! Totally would-fap."
"Fapable."
by The Mayng March 06, 2014
n. The interesting theory, regarding the increase of sexual pleasure, that one's partner will crave you after starving them for a week before finally letting them have the sweet nourishment of your tasty cock. Blowjobs are risky at this stage, because the extra protein might be too much of a temptation. It is highly recommended to ejaculate in the partner's mouth, as to prevent collapse from the energy expended during coitus. This theory is also a weight loss technique used in stupid first-world ghetto communities where the chicken grease flows like the Niger River. Women performing the starve can be called a "Hungry Hungry Hippo".
"My Baby did a Nigerian Love Starve and she passed out from pleasure!"
"I heard Shaqueesh-Oprah lost 80 lbs as a Hungry Hungry Hippo!"
"My girl Becky died trying a Nigerian Love Starve because she was too white to handle it."
"I heard Shaqueesh-Oprah lost 80 lbs as a Hungry Hungry Hippo!"
"My girl Becky died trying a Nigerian Love Starve because she was too white to handle it."
by The Mayng March 06, 2014