The Master E's definitions

Chucknology

The study of Chuck Norris.

Chucknology should be taught to children worldwide.

by The Master E March 3, 2009

bumped

When you've got the raw end of a deal, most commonly associated with cannabis.

Dan: Here Dave, I got 10 oz of skunk, lets party!
Dave: This isn't skunk, it's parsley! a fucking herb! And its only 2 ounces, you've been seriously bumped!

by The Master E March 14, 2007

poker night

An excuse for teenagers to get pissed up.

Teenager 1: Agh god how are we going to drink this week end?!
Teenager 2: Calm down, we'll have a 'poker night'!
Teenager 1: Good idea.

by The Master E July 31, 2007

lmofl

Bastardisation of rofl and lmao, Laugh My Ass On the Floor Laughing combines the two to create an even more retarded meaning.

bob123: OLOLOLOL!!!11 penis!!
fux0rj00ce: LMOFL!!!!!!!!!!!111""""

by The Master E October 19, 2006

taxing

Tiring, knackering.

"Ugh this hill is taxing"

by The Master E September 21, 2007

ganj

Derived from gan, the north east English slang for go. Made for the reason that ganj is short for ganja, slang for marijuana.

Person 1: Howays, its freezin' out here, lets get inside
Person 2: Right lets ganj

by The Master E December 31, 2007

tac

North-east England slang for cannabis resin.

Tac smoker: Awww man a'v got ne tac left 'ave a?

by The Master E July 27, 2007