Definitions by The Master E

Chucknology 

The study of Chuck Norris.

Chucknology should be taught to children worldwide.

Chucknology by The Master E March 3, 2009

ganj 

Derived from gan, the north east English slang for go. Made for the reason that ganj is short for ganja, slang for marijuana.

Person 1: Howays, its freezin' out here, lets get inside
Person 2: Right lets ganj

ganj by The Master E December 31, 2007

taxing

Tiring, knackering.

"Ugh this hill is taxing"

taxing by The Master E September 21, 2007

poker night 

An excuse for teenagers to get pissed up.

Teenager 1: Agh god how are we going to drink this week end?!
Teenager 2: Calm down, we'll have a 'poker night'!
Teenager 1: Good idea.

poker night by The Master E July 31, 2007

tac 

North-east England slang for cannabis resin.

Tac smoker: Awww man a'v got ne tac left 'ave a?

tac by The Master E July 27, 2007

Donnered 

North east England slang for drunk, mortal, battered, hammered, smashed, mashed, pissed, intoxicated, inebriated, shit faced, blitzed, sloshed, trashed, blasted, munted, fucked up, wasted, crunked, bombed, blazed, trashed, Irish, tanked, etc.

Person 1: Woah, what happened last night?
Person 2: You were absolutely donnered, daft cunt.

Donnered by The Master E May 8, 2007

bumped 

When you've got the raw end of a deal, most commonly associated with cannabis.

Dan: Here Dave, I got 10 oz of skunk, lets party!
Dave: This isn't skunk, it's parsley! a fucking herb! And its only 2 ounces, you've been seriously bumped!

bumped by The Master E March 14, 2007