Low Hanging Fruit

Midget balls.

Elves have low hanging fruit.

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017

Gutter Flush

When you are fixing your roof and choose to take a dump in the gutter.

I had to go really bad so I did a gutter flush.

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017

Playtime Imposter

Somebody who dresses up like another's partner in order to have sex with them.

I was fucking my girlfriend, and then I realized it was a playtime imposter.

by The Man with No Name November 09, 2017

Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Burst My Bubble

When somebody pokes your ass with a needle.

He burst my bubble with a needle.

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017

Extra Chubby Teletubby

A chubby adult or teenager who likes to watch Teletubbies.

My son was watching Teletubbies and then this extra chubby Teletubby sat behind him and started watching as well.

by The Man with No Name November 06, 2017

Isolde

To gracefully pee on somebody.

I saw her isolde on a little boy.

by The Man with No Name June 02, 2018