The Man With No Name's definitions

Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

Floater

The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.

I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

Extra Chubby Teletubby

A chubby adult or teenager who likes to watch Teletubbies.

My son was watching Teletubbies and then this extra chubby Teletubby sat behind him and started watching as well.

by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017

Isolde

To gracefully pee on somebody.

I saw her isolde on a little boy.

by The Man with No Name June 2, 2018

Burst My Bubble

When somebody pokes your ass with a needle.

He burst my bubble with a needle.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Isolde

A word for a lesbian who ironically has a stick up her ass.

What an Isolde she is!

by The Man with No Name February 28, 2018

Navarro

Somebody who non consensually sticks their fingers up a girl's butthole.

Some weird navarro stuck his finger up my butthole.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017