Definitions by The Man With No Name

Free Willy 

A penis that is not covered.

After I took off my underwear, my free willy was showing.

Free Willy by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Swollen Zombie 

Another term for blue balls.

I was edging and now I have a swollen zombie.

Swollen Zombie by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017

Playtime Imposter 

Somebody who dresses up like another's partner in order to have sex with them.

I was fucking my girlfriend, and then I realized it was a playtime imposter.

Playtime Imposter by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017

Nomadic Loser 

Somebody who moves schools because they are known as a loser.

That new kid is a nomadic loser.

Nomadic Loser by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

Elephant Zipper 

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

Elephant Zipper by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

CalcVault 

A place to store all your desired photos and videos.

I store all my photos in my CalcVault.

CalcVault by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Jake Swain 

A herb ass nigga.

Jake Swain is a herb ass nigga

Jake Swain by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017