Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

by The Man with No Name November 08, 2017

Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

by The Man with No Name November 21, 2017

Extra Chubby Teletubby

A chubby adult or teenager who likes to watch Teletubbies.

My son was watching Teletubbies and then this extra chubby Teletubby sat behind him and started watching as well.

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017

Aftermath Sex

Another way to say picking up girls on the rebound.

I had some aftermath sex with his ex.

by The Man with No Name November 08, 2017

Jake Swain

A herb ass nigga.

Jake Swain is a herb ass nigga

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017

Double Dicker

Somebody who is not able to get with any girls, so he turns to sneaking into two-ways, and making them three-ways.

I was fucking a girl and then all of a sudden a double dicker came out of nowhere and made my two way a three-way.

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017

Gutter Flush

When you are fixing your roof and choose to take a dump in the gutter.

I had to go really bad so I did a gutter flush.

by The Man with No Name November 08, 2017