The Malachi's definitions

relitardism

The belief in God or gods; the act of being a relitard.

Evangelists spread relitardism

by The Malachi May 29, 2018

Complainus americanum

Scientific name of the North American Karen; a middle-class white woman who is entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal.

Complainus americanum is dangerous alone, but deadly in numbers!

by The Malachi December 15, 2023

Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it

I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.

by The Malachi June 4, 2024

Shege

Shege (Sh) is the unit for measuring Sapa at a point in time.

Note that Sapa over a specified period of time is quantified as Shege per time unit. Example: Shege/day, Shege/week, Shege/month, etc.

Sapa got Karine last month; she saw a lot of shege.

by The Malachi October 14, 2022