Definitions by The Malachi

Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it

I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.

Confirmative amnesia by The Malachi June 4, 2024

Complainus americanum 

Scientific name of the North American Karen; a middle-class white woman who is entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal.

Complainus americanum is dangerous alone, but deadly in numbers!

Complainus americanum by The Malachi December 15, 2023

Shege 

Shege (Sh) is the unit for measuring Sapa at a point in time.

Note that Sapa over a specified period of time is quantified as Shege per time unit. Example: Shege/day, Shege/week, Shege/month, etc.

Sapa got Karine last month; she saw a lot of shege.

Shege by The Malachi October 14, 2022

relitardism 

The belief in God or gods; the act of being a relitard.

Evangelists spread relitardism

relitardism by The Malachi May 29, 2018