Definitions by The Mad Haberdasher

Crotch 

(v. to crotch, p.p. crotched). The spiteful act of placing your bare genitals (male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Ass.

I am going to crotch Bob's stapler, hard.

Crotch by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005

Ass 

(v. to ass, p.p. assed). The spiteful act of placing your bare buttocks(male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Crotch.

I am going to ass the hell out of Bob's stapler.

Ass by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005