The List.'s definitions

Fartcard

The act of writing a card, then putting it into an air tight envelope followed by a fart.

When the recipient opens the letter they get smacked in the face by your stored gas.

John didnt know pink eye could travel via fartcard.. Now he knows.

by The List. February 15, 2010

Hamjuice

That yummy stuff that comes out of ham when you squeeze it.

Maikki held the hamjuice above his head and squeezed its goodness into his mouth.

by The List. February 15, 2010

Burgerscram

A burgerscram is when Mcdonalds is 1 minute late to open and all the employees scram to make burgers in time. Then all the Burgerhounds scram to the counter to be first in line.

The manager was in burgerscram mode, slipped on the floor and ate some shit.

by The List. February 15, 2010

Cunthandy

Having cunt on hand.

Onsite vagina that is easy to obtain, and freely available.

B1: "Hey bro this party sucks, too much sausage."

*Group of hot girls walk in*

B2: "Well thats Cunthandy, isn't it."

by The List. January 1, 2010