Behaviour not directly associated with the psychology of sex, which individuals associate with their sex lives, in an attempt to avoid the anxiety that they feel, caused by their sexual repression.
He sits in his chair masturbating, finally achieves un-flaccidity, and ejaculates into his mentally retarded girlfriend's presented ass hole. Shouting "I did you, I did you, I did you. You dirty little whore..."
This is a man who clearly relies on episex, as a way of avoiding having to admit that he has always preferred the firm caress of a man's hand, on the back of his head. And the Viagra activated penis, of his father, in his mouth.
This is a man who clearly relies on episex, as a way of avoiding having to admit that he has always preferred the firm caress of a man's hand, on the back of his head. And the Viagra activated penis, of his father, in his mouth.
by The Kretin August 23, 2022
Get the Episex mug.Those people who stole your car, called you a moron and then your sister retarded, did a massive stelvis for cash outside of the kebab shop this morning.
by The Kretin January 07, 2020
Get the Stelvis mug.A stable, self-governed form of hedonism that avoids addiction, emotional swings, and self-sabotage. It’s about choosing pleasure deliberately without crashing, overindulging, or losing control. You enjoy life, but you don't overrun into acting like you are enjoying yourself as a cover story.
Use free-style Sovereign Hedonism immediately. Like we taught you, you retard... ...and stop being such a needy brain damaged rent boy, like you learned to be from your dad.
by The Kretin April 06, 2025
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