Benefit fraud is when someone lies to get benefit. This includes people who are:
* not reporting they are living together as man and wife
* not reporting income or capital
* not reporting when they are living abroad
* providing a false address
* not reporting other benefits or sources of income
Tax Collecter - Its £50 if you have income and £20 if your unemployed? Are you employed?
Guy - Errr... No and I'm not commiting Benefit fraud either.
Slang word for fear of Gays and everything gay.
Guy - Jim is having a serious stroke of gayphobia.
When you fail to hit at something.
Bad dart playa - *Throws dart - and fails to hit*
Commentater - Bad dart playa is up.. and he misses.
An editor who rejects every definition he comes upon.
If you reject this definiton then you are a bad editor :)
What old people and romans call the captital of England instead of it's proper name (
london).
Roman - I'm going to Londinium to watch a footy match
A British make of gum which has a variety of flavors.
Guy - Where do you work?
Guy #2 - The Hubba Bubba factory
Wanker with a german accent. But I use it in chat rooms to get away with saying
wanker without it getting filtered.
Guy - Up Urs Vanker!