The Koaladude's definitions

Cortez

The main charecter in the video game Time Splitters 3: Future Perfect. Who travels through time to save the human race - he also has horrible humor.

Cortez - Its time to split!

by The Koaladude September 10, 2005

Misses

When you fail to hit at something.

Bad dart playa - *Throws dart - and fails to hit*
Commentater - Bad dart playa is up.. and he misses.

by The Koaladude September 10, 2005

Chooblet

A female choob, so just like a choob except with no genitals.

Guy - What a choob...
Guy #2 - Nah, I think its a chooblet.

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

jeez la weez

An experssion used instead of jesus christ used by people who think jesus christ is blasphumus, usually used in england by middle aged men.

Middle aged man - Jeez la Weez, you haven't had enough cake today have you?

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

baboon

1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.
2.A crappy insult.

1. Kid - Wow, Thats a fat Baboon.
2. Kid - Your a D*ck faced baboon.

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

Spazticated orangutan

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.

Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

Driver 3

1. A video game.
2. A horrible attempt at trying to beat the competition.

1. Guy - Lets go play Driver 3! Hyuck!
2. Guy - Did you see that fat person try and climb mount everest?
Guy #2 - Yeah, He was so pulling a Driver 3.

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005