Slow Clap

what the villain does whenever the hero does anything. Clap clap clap followed by well well well followed by dun dun dun.

Hero: *foils villain's evil plan*
Villain: *slow claps* Well Well Well *unveils secret weapon*
God: dun dun DUN!!! plot twist!!!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Tik Tok

If youtube was murdered in a dark alley and came back as a zombie, that is tik tok

tik tok: *exists*
youtube: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!

by The Intimidating British Guy July 17, 2021

Sitcom

the only shows worth binge-watching. The best one is Modern Family. (Why is everyone so obsessed with Friends! IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD!)

Me: You watched any sitcoms lately?
Him: Yeah! I love Fre...
Me: If you say Friends, I will kill you
Him: I like Modern Family, Modern Family's good
Me: That's better!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

The Happy Birthday Song

The only song that has been sung FAR too many times!

Me: *ages*
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Christmas

The season when you're forced to be happy. If your not, a fat communist comes and beats you up. He enslaves little people who make stuff and fuel consumerism. The fat man in red breaks into your house and delivers gifts which your parents pay for. None of the gifts are free and the 'santa' man is secretly a trillionaire who sells people stuff. Santa is communist but he has his factory in china where he makes the cheap plastic toys.

Society: Santa Claus is coming to town
Me: Christmas already!? It's the jolly fat man! Run for your lives!

by The Intimidating British Guy August 12, 2021

hell

1: the place you can go if you want to visit Hitler, Stalin, or Trump.
2: the holiday resort for Trump supporters.
3: the place you can go if you are not atheist (because it doesn't exist, not because God likes atheists. (not that God exists.)
4: Earth.

Satan: do you support trump?
Trump supporter: yes
Satan: hell's right this way
Trump supporter: what do you mean?
Satan: you're going to hell
Trump supporter: Finally! What took you so long!

by The Intimidating British Guy July 22, 2021