Jar Jar Binks

The reason George Lucas had to stop making Star Wars movies.

Jar Jar Binks: Mesa...
Society: Disney! Get over here!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Y'all

contraction of you all. The only thing my social studies teacher ever says.

My social studies teacher: y'all y'all yyyyyyy'all y-y-y-y-y'all
Me being the British guy: what the fuck are you talking about!

by The Intimidating British Guy June 06, 2021

Americans

Brits who went to America killed the natives and were too stingy to pay the small tea tax. They went mad because of the tea deprivation and decided they wanted independence! They swore never ever to drink tea ever again.

Me: Do you at least have a kettle!
Americans: *sweating*

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Dollop Head

What you say when you can't think of a good insult and don't want to lose an argument with Prince Arthur.

Prince Arthur: describe dollop head
Merlin: In two words?
Prince Arthur: yeah
Merlin: Prince Arthur

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

The Happy Birthday Song

The only song that has been sung FAR too many times!

Me: *ages*
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Christmas

The season when you're forced to be happy. If your not, a fat communist comes and beats you up. He enslaves little people who make stuff and fuel consumerism. The fat man in red breaks into your house and delivers gifts which your parents pay for. None of the gifts are free and the 'santa' man is secretly a trillionaire who sells people stuff. Santa is communist but he has his factory in china where he makes the cheap plastic toys.

Society: Santa Claus is coming to town
Me: Christmas already!? It's the jolly fat man! Run for your lives!

by The Intimidating British Guy August 12, 2021