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A Kick ass Contra game for the NES. Contra Force story has extremely little if anything to do with the Contra serie's story because Contra force was actually not a Contra game, It only had the name Contra in it because Konami wanted to make Contra Force sellable and Contra Force has many of Contra's gameplay style (along with a two player side-scrolling shooter option which the series is well known for). In Contra Force, you have the choice to be 4 characters: Smith, Burns, Iron and Beans. Plus, the characters are interchangable, so whenever you have only 1 life on Burns, you can always switch to Smith so you don't have to start all the way over from the beginning of the level.
Anyone would know that Contra Force had nothing or very little to do with the contra series as Contra Force's story took place in 1992 (Post-Cold war era just only a little more than 10 years ago) against human terroist-like enemies while the rest of the Contra games took place in 2300's (the far-future) against aliens who want to conquer earth. However it is still a great classic game!
by The Harmeister November 13, 2005

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Conservatives who work as puppets for the Bush/Cheney administration such as Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter ext. They are never to be confused with Independant conservatives.
If you want good right-wing radio, don't listen to that store bought conservative, listen to Michael Savage instead!
by The Harmeister June 12, 2005

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Extrememly liberal democrats who believe the world should run on peace and love, when really in reality eternal peace and love is impossible due to human nature. They are very, very anti-military. They support gays but those idiots discredit veterens, heck they even probably even think Servicemen should be kicked on the streets to starve. Those retards believe government to forcefully enter homes to confiscate weapons (Guns, Knives) from the citizenry. Also, those condomcrats believe that we should replace military buildings with federally funded whorehouses and gay clubs.
They believe that peace and love with everyone, even hostile nations that will always hate us and be a threat to us is more important than American Nationalism and Solidarity.

Famous Condomcrats- Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy.
by The Harmeister June 08, 2005

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Kagome is a stupid bimboish schoolslut, judging by Her name and how it's spelled, She would be better off a Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit high on Afghan opium.
Although I like Jimmy dean's sausage biscuit, I wouldn't wanna eat Kagome, If Kagome appears in your box of Jimmy Dean's instead of just throwing her away, torture her in the microwave or chop her up with a kitchen knife or peirce her head with a fork or toothpick.
by The Harmeister April 01, 2005

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White people who act Asian (Boy I see alot of those at my school) They are usually males, they watch Anime, they are ethnically confused sometimes and they drive low-riding "riced-up" honda civics (those things annoy the hell out of me), they eat Ramen, Pocky, choco-pies, and Pho and sometimes they even do bad things like worship Mao Tse-Tung and Ho-Chi-Minh (Commie Bastards) and dress up as Anime characters (eww). I don't hate Wasians, but they sometimes annoy me with their Neo-Maoist beliefs.
I knew a Caucasian friend named Michael, and after he ate pho, joined Asian club and bought a damned Low-rider civic with a little spoiler on it he changed his name to Quan Chi and wore a Mao T-shirt with Chinese print that supports Communistic (moreso Socialistic-Dictatorship) ideals.
by The Harmeister April 21, 2005

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A very useful tool to make characters from TV shows, anime and video games gay.
Just recently, I made an Avatar fan fiction in which Fire Lord Ozai molests his son Zuko...then I made King of the Hill fan fiction that is involves Hank Hill and Khan Souphinosaphone engaging in a homosexual affair.
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A kind of Dance move, well I would call it a dance move, I say its moreso Stupidly flailing and crashing into objects and people to high tempoed music. Popular at a Azn pride party or concert full of Asian Hunnies in skin tight leather shorts and shaking their nice booties.
The fine Asian chick most pitted between a bunch of white boys and I was one of the white boys.
by The Harmeister March 28, 2005

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