The interuniversal language of the Qkark planet "C3-68". A way of communication, used by the Qkark blobs. The Qkarklean language consists of sounds made within the throat and then formed into floms to show what one means or is thinking. There were once over ten-billion languages on C3-68, but the blobs compiled these languages into one easy-to-remember alphabet containing 612 letters (not including emojis).
"Thy;'aayyadgna%wwn mdkògh;;fghgfran g èasjahdiguqqan rjagdasaai moG;dhlig^$@(*#&@WKSGEO(*Y@#HNY@y3cyw8rq87674CBW845495\\VS``~//~HIHiH//DSGCj/ahbx;ephrKIJ*(A))ia0s0 0)*)" -exert from the Qkarklean 3078 award winning fliperflam comedy "Idjsdbwhsb ahdgen //6wgsnydn \\ jugtwn~?"
by The Great Flitflart of C3-87 September 21, 2017
The gas that is produced by the largest excretion hole. Flumpertume is created in the womp sack when the flump that is eaten by the qkarklean blob travels down the phlippa-phlappa tube and into the wallace. Where the flump shakes profusely until it has been absorbed into the inner walls of the wallace. The wallace passes on the absorbed flump juices to the wiggum where it processes the flump juice into energy. This process is called “wigguminterfloofentying”. The energy is passed down to the womp sack, where it is used. When the energy is being used, it emits a noophile gas. the process is so flimp on the qkarklean blob, that the body must get rid of the noophile gas before the body explodes. When the gas is excreted from the blob it mixes with hoolapoob in the C3-68 atmosphere and creates what the blobs call a “flumpertume”.
Qjstyd hffdhxd w_*×¥{•¡ ••}hajaus ₩×€@ jzs €_×&@ sidif )(!^# &@₩aha djex hzke ajjxjdj a, £×€ujdksbzuka?
(Did you just Flumpertume in front of me Terry? We are over, i am breaking up with you. I cant believe you would do this to me!"
Translation from Qkarklean to Earth 098- English
(Did you just Flumpertume in front of me Terry? We are over, i am breaking up with you. I cant believe you would do this to me!"
Translation from Qkarklean to Earth 098- English
by The Great Flitflart of C3-87 September 26, 2017
The gas that is produced by the largest excretion hole. Flumpertume is created in the womp sack when the flump that is eaten by the blob travels down the phlippa-phlappa tube and into the wallace. Where the flump shakes profusely until it has been absorbed into the inner walls of the wallace. The wallace passes on the absorbed flump juices to the wiggum where it processes the flump juice into energy. This process is called “wigguminterfloofentying”. The energy is passed down to the womp sack, where it is used. When the energy is being used, it emits a noophile gas. the is process is so flimp on the blob, that the body must get rid of the noophile gas before the body explodes. When the gas is excreted from the blob it mixes with hoolapoob in the C3-87 atmosphere and creates what the blobs call a “flumpertume”.
by The Great Flitflart of C3-87 September 25, 2017