Definitions by The Gosh Dang Bruin

Robert 

A punk. Wide hipped (a la Squidward). They tend to drink a lot.

Geez, Robert is drunk again, and he looks fat as ever.

Robert by The Gosh Dang Bruin November 16, 2018

Letting A Grill Rock 

The courageous act of not taking any real action. Allowing things to develop naturally and accepting whatever consequences that may follow. Those who let grills rock are incredible human beings.

That biker at the Dead & Co. Concert was not only letting a grill rock, he was allowing his grill to napalm itself!

Letting A Grill Rock by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018

Rather Having 

The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.

Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.

Rather Having by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018

Rownchy 

An individual who is rowdy and raunchy.

The man in the sauna was quite rownchy.

Rownchy by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018

Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.

Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

Blonde Skinnies by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".

A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

The Charts Theorem by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Schempfs 

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

Schempfs by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018