Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.

Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

A Hey Guy

When someone is of upstanding character and deserves more than "they are nice."

Pete is such a hey guy.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

Mc50’d

When you are so drunk you think an item at McDonald’s called the Mc50 exists.

Tyler ordered a Mc50 with Shack sauce, he is clearly Mc50’d.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin July 17, 2019

Smuxtinin

When you are very fucked up but trying to pass it off as just being a little fucked up.

"Are You drunk?"
I am a Smuxtinin drunk.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

Back Door Slider

When you sneak up behind your friend and put your hand in their pocket and grab their junk.

Dom threw Jake a nasty Back Door Slider last night.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 19, 2021

Schempfs

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Now Look

A phenomena that makes anything funnier. If you are talking about a person or a thing and then say, "Now Look", without fail the thing or person will be even funnier than you once thought.

"The uncles are going off right now"
"Hahaha now look"

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020