The Gosh Dang Bruin's definitions

Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.

Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Yam Bag

When a male’s genitalia are visible through his pants. Not in the sense that they are see through though. In the sense that you can see the mass of the penis and ballsack, the best yam bags are just lumps of mass that one cannot discern penis from balls

Biff has a raging Yam Bag in his Adidas sweatpants.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin September 1, 2019

12-6 Curveball

When you fake with your hand that you are reaching for a titty twister, but instead reach down abruptly into the homie’s pants and grab their junk.

Did you see that wicked 12-6 curveball Jake just dealt to Brandon?

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 20, 2021

Beer During

The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.

Wanna come over later so I can have a beer during?

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 25, 2019

A Very Cool Dude

The highest compliment someone who associated with your parents can give about you.

Johnny told Biff his nephew was a VERY cool dude.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

Schempfs

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Now Look

A phenomena that makes anything funnier. If you are talking about a person or a thing and then say, "Now Look", without fail the thing or person will be even funnier than you once thought.

"The uncles are going off right now"
"Hahaha now look"

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020