by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

by The Gosh Dang Bruin July 26, 2019

A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

When a male tucks his genetalia behind his legs to make himself look barren from the front, but when you view him from the back it appears his ass has a bunch of grapes hanging from it because the penis and balls have been suffocated between the legs.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 23, 2019

Upper Pubic Area. People say FUPA, it's high time we start saying UPA for those with normal amounts of upper pubic cellulose.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin May 2, 2021

When your beer is at the halfway point in the glass or can, and you can’t seem to drink any more. Originates from the Modelo can which pictures a lion, a lion whose cock is about at the halfway mark of the drink.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin July 17, 2019
